Love The Ship But Why Do They Have To Call It Mortycest That Sounds So Gross

Love the ship but why do they have to call it mortycest that sounds so gross

FR!!! Like, that just makes it sound like a proship (I still don’t know if selfcest counts as a proship and I’m scared to know the answer). I mean, I get why it’d be difficult to come up with ship names for all the Morty’s cuz they all basically have the same name, especially when ur shipping a different Morty with Morty Prime since he’s usually just referred to as Morty… I mean, with say slick and the one glasses Morty (idk what he’s actually called so I just call him that) the ship name could be slick glasses or some shit (an unfortunate ship name ngl) but then what am I supposed to do with EMorty and Morty??? Cuz I can’t use prime or C-137 since that mainly refers to Rick prime and Rick c-137! We need to figure out a better name for this! I mean I call EMorty Evan in all my fics and headcannons so maybe it could be morvan? Evort??? God, ship names r difficult

Sry for the rant lol

More Posts from Calderyaoi and Others

3 months ago

Two Face is such a tragic character cause he was the handsome and charming DA that was going to pull Gotham out of hell along side Gordon and Batman and then Maroni splashed that acid and it was all over. He’s tried so many times to get back to his life, to get back to Gordon, and Batman, and Bruce but something always goes wrong and he ends back up as two face. And I just think it’s so sad. He is literally doomed to fail by the narrative. His loved ones are doomed to watch him fail over and over again, he truly is one of Batman’s most tragic villains.

1 month ago

i know enjolras who is cruel to grantaire without meaning to is a thing but i also always think about the opposite

grantaire who is cruel to enjolras without realising it because enjolras is perfect, enjolras is a god, he's not going to care about what grantaire thinks so does it really matter what he says? grantaire who sees enjolras as untouchable and treats him as such when that's far, far from the truth

love it when they both just deeply, deeply misunderstand each other and hurt each other as a result, and only after a long struggle do they finally start to figure it out

11 months ago

taylor swift fans rn realizing she doesn't care about her fans getting tickets and only cares about getting the maximum amount of money into her bank account

Taylor Swift Fans Rn Realizing She Doesn't Care About Her Fans Getting Tickets And Only Cares About Getting
7 months ago

tcc member trys to get job

job giver : ok now we're gonna check your digital footprint

tcc member : ok

*after checking*

job giver : uhm....you cant have this job...

tcc member : what why

job giver : 3 years ago you said youd give adam lanza head. Im sorry but we just cant accept you

tcc member : nooooo

*three months later on rhe news

*news headline : Job place shot up

1 month ago

Not to be all "but what about (male character)'s trauma!!!" but it's pretty fucking disgusting how everybody is (rightfully) repulsed by Beverly's sewer scene and complains about how stephen king made this poor little girl fuck her friends, but everyone treats Henry's junkyard scene like it's just a big joke.

If the sewer scene is disgusting because Bev's just a little girl, then the junkyard scene is disgusting because Henry's just a little boy. It shouldn't matter if he's homophobic. He's just a little boy. It shouldn't matter if he' terrible. He's just a little boy. It shouldn't matter if Henry is in the closet. He's just a little boy.

Henry possibly being in the closet has as much baring on the dubious consent of the junkyard scene as Eddie being in the closet has on the dubious consent of the sewer scene. The fact Patrick jerked him off with out even telling him what it was is horrific and disgusting. I've been known to make a few junkyard jokes (and sewer jokes) and while i think those jokes are fine to make, i see so many people be repulsed by the sewer scene but i NEVER see anyone treat Henry's assault as an assault.

No relationship with Patrick Hockstetter could be healthy because he doesn't even see people as people, and Henry is definetly a victim of him even though he himself is an abuser. It's fine to make jokes about it and ship them, but as a henpat shipper, the fact i've seen people unironically use it to justify henpat as cannon or flat out glamorize it is disgusting. Patrick didn't ask if he wanted a hand job, he told him he wanted to show him something that felt nice and nothing else. Henry didn't consent to having a secret homesexual situationship, he was a little boy who THOUGHT he was in the presence of a friend and got roped into something sexual.

Obviously Bev's sexual abuse should be highlighted more sense King has problems sexualizing women all the time, and her's is more overt and part of her whole character arc, but my argument isn't "Poor Henry everyone focus on him instead". My argument is "If sexualizing one child is gross, the other is equally gross, and Henry deserves to be seen as a victim of CSA as much as any other character".

3 months ago
The Justice League Watching As Batman Cups Two-faces (one Of Batman’s Most Dangerous Enemies) Chin

the justice league watching as batman cups two-faces (one of Batman’s most dangerous enemies) chin and whispers how sorry he is that he couldn’t save him, how he considers him to be one of his greatest failures, and that he should’ve found a way to fix everything (prime enemy behavior)

7 months ago

I hope we all never forget this: we don't know Eric Harris, we just know Reb. All we know is what Eric wanted to show us and small comments that reveal a less angry side of him. We live with assumptions of who Eric was, never with 100% sure. We don't know Eric Harris like we know Dylan Klebold and we never will.

One of the saddest parts actually is that Eric will always be seen as a "cold psychopath" because of this lack of information, and yes, Cullen was a great disseminator of this idea. Eric is called a psychopath mainly because of his diary — or rather, Reb's diary — made to reach the general public after the massacre, just like big part of the basement tapes (which have not been fully released, only transcripts). In other words, made to be shoking and extreme.

Eric Harris was a mentally ill stupid bastard, yes yes he was for sure but he wasn't psychopath.

Almost everything we have about Harris is orchestrated, it was put together by him to be seen that way. So in the end, we only know Dylan, V and Reb, we will never know Eric.

7 months ago
OH SHIT GUYS DYLRIC IS IN THE LEAD RN 🗣⁉️🇺🇸

OH SHIT GUYS DYLRIC IS IN THE LEAD RN 🗣⁉️🇺🇸

5 months ago
Happy Holidays, I'm Minutes Away From Fainting

happy holidays, i'm minutes away from fainting

6 months ago

Eric Harris butt sex

  • thethinginthecorner2
    thethinginthecorner2 liked this · 2 months ago
  • calderyaoi
    calderyaoi reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • calderyaoi
    calderyaoi liked this · 5 months ago
  • taliambr
    taliambr liked this · 8 months ago
  • heysup
    heysup liked this · 10 months ago
  • gummidot
    gummidot liked this · 1 year ago
  • spooky-alien
    spooky-alien liked this · 1 year ago
  • crowcageinc
    crowcageinc liked this · 1 year ago
  • brendaidk28sptbp
    brendaidk28sptbp liked this · 1 year ago
  • coolundertaleenjoyer95
    coolundertaleenjoyer95 liked this · 1 year ago
  • persterrr
    persterrr liked this · 1 year ago
  • mjflovebot
    mjflovebot liked this · 1 year ago
  • birdrickismypersonalotyatp
    birdrickismypersonalotyatp liked this · 1 year ago
  • tom-da-bomb
    tom-da-bomb liked this · 1 year ago
  • randomshtickidk
    randomshtickidk liked this · 1 year ago
  • beeemumble
    beeemumble liked this · 1 year ago
  • jaybleeps
    jaybleeps reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • jaybleeps
    jaybleeps liked this · 1 year ago
  • sadiecoocoo
    sadiecoocoo reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • bubblegumr1ck
    bubblegumr1ck reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • apiceofbuttermorty
    apiceofbuttermorty liked this · 1 year ago
  • sadiecoocoo
    sadiecoocoo reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • garndiddlious
    garndiddlious reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • garndiddlious
    garndiddlious reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • garndiddlious
    garndiddlious liked this · 1 year ago
  • acid-smoke
    acid-smoke liked this · 1 year ago
  • badbessie
    badbessie liked this · 1 year ago
  • sadiecoocoo
    sadiecoocoo reblogged this · 1 year ago
calderyaoi - ⌗┆harvey / slick
⌗┆harvey / slick

meow

171 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags