i think every single permutation of the hawke/varric relationship is groundbreaking and revolutionary btw. widely accepted fanon doofus besties? yes excellent stunning. unrequited love on varric’s side? ohhhhh the tragedy of the storyteller and his muse, bound up together and doomed in a story whose ending he can’t change. unrequited love on hawke’s side? spicy wtf is going on there. indifferent, kind of strained mostly coworkers? INCHRESTING. RIVALS??? IM OBSESSED!!! OH, REQUITED LOVE?? REQUITED LOVE THAT VARRIC DELIBERATELY HID FROM CASSANDRA IN ORDER TO GIVE HIMSELF AND HIS PARAMOUR A RESPITE FROM THE RELENTLESS PROWLING OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD?! STOP THE PRESSES I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE ‘I LIE A LOT’ LINE FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS
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reject cringe culture, embrace making tmnt ocs again
"...those who have touched red lyrium—or even come near it—report that it "sings" to them, like whispers in the mind that slowly drive them mad..."
Codex entry: Red Lyrium
my favourite type of character: weird kid with sort-of-telepathy who stabs people
i want this >_<
stuff for my van
"Some characters are straight to the point. Others are more awkward, having never been in a relationship before"
aka i need lucanis' romance scenes to give me so much second hand embarrassment that i combust on the spot
who did this
who put meghan thee fucking stallion on a character playlist for TECH of all people 😭