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me: quietly posts a fic and hopes that no one I know irl finds it

also me: knows there are two people I know irl who could most definitely find it and this is entirely my fault

me: lives in fear of their judgement (lol, both of them read fanfiction too)

Writing in pink cause it makes me feel cute ⭐✨

Every TV show that goes beyond 3 seasons needs to hire a council of autistic peeps from the fandom. Ya know the ones who have said show among their most special interests, who the studio can pay for them to consult w/ the writers for basic “is this new script consistent with everything we’ve already written and put in universe” type shit.

I’m so serious.

The way shows will miss continuity errors across their own characters’ backstories and fumble cannon details across the years is so frustrating to anyone for whom “cannot turn off details tracking” is a brain default. so basically, pay us to help you, Hollywood 😂

(I guarantee every autistic person who loves a messy show right now and is reading this has a mental list uncontrollably running of the exact errors I mean)

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

things said in majority of movies:

“I TRUSTED YOU!!”

“she’s not just some girl!”

“I should have told you this a long time ago.”

“I’m not a little girl anymore!!”

“but I love him!!”

doing perimeter patrols is a common but little known ptsd symptom, and i think ford doing it not only makes sense for him post-portal but also is a great way to force awkward, impromptu conversations between him and everyone else

I made this for the trend that passed this weekend! I really just love the silly long choo choo show alright? And I think I’m finally sticking with an artstyle? I’m gonna go insane about it!! Get ready 😈

Oralie: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Bronte: hey Kenric, how tall are you?

After the war, I want the kids to rot.

I want them to fail living up to their purpose. I want elven society to look upon them with awe and disappointment.

I want them to feel the weight of heroism and ignore it. They may never recover their childhood but, maybe, they can enjoy the beginning of adulthood.

It would start with Sophie. She saved them, saved the entire elven society. So, they’ll ask er to join the council. The question will tear her apart until her family and friends convince her to say no.

She won’t know what to do with herself, how to be something other than the Moonlark. She can wonder her house, helping with the animals and finding who she is without her life in danger. Maybe she’ll pick up a book, find something interesting to research. Eventually she may rejoin the world of politics, with her own policies. She’ll find ways to incorporate even species, even humans.

Dex will go back to Slurps and Burps. Giggle with his dad as they make new medicines and watch his siblings become adults. He can make little technologies that improve their business. Eventually he’ll have an invention that is used in every household.

Biana will design the latest fashion. She never wanted to fight, this has been her dream her entire life.

Keefe will heal. Actually spend time to understand his abilities and utilize them in a way that does not destroy his soul. Maybe he’ll share his way with the younger generation, be the teacher children look up to. (Maybe become principle of Foxfire).

Tam and Linh will look upon their childhood experiences in sorrow. As adults they will learn forgiveness but will never forget what they have gone through. Tam will make sure no child grows up in a household like his own. He’ll teach them how to handle their emotions, work on finding safe homes for everyone. Linh will teach at Exillium. She’ll make it an education to be proud of.

They will all change the world in their own ways. It’s quieter, compared to what was expected, but full of honor. They will not be puppets to the council but learn how to separate from the past and become themselves.

(On a side note, I cannot picture Fitz being anything other than a councilor. I don’t know if he can move on from being the golden boy. But he will be so proud of what his friends and family have become. And he will be a councilor for the people, refusing to continue any ignorant ways)

he should do this instead of mental breezes

Proof that Google isn't always right

*pats the chair next to me* hey sit down let's discuss how every place in the entire lost cities is somehow in the same time zone despite being scattered across the freaking earth

Maybe it's because Shannon Messenger is blonde. (I think she's blonde, anyway.)

i just realized how there are so many blonde characters in kotlc

someone give fitz an award. not for anything in particular he just kinda thrives on the validation

Perfectly innocuous statement.

Im noticing a lot of spears in my direction Whats up with that

“if THAT’S a sin then EVERYBODY is going to hell” yes, you are beginning to understand

his outfit arc throughout s2 sends me bc why does this guy just ends up losing more clothes as the season progresses LMAO

One of my brothers thinks Quagsire looks like a giant tadpole smh

Currently writing a character study of Samantha. It'll be part of the series. She's a hard character to figure out but that just makes it more fun tbh

I was listening to Complicated by Avril Lavigne earlier and I think the song fits Jesse really well. Then I thought about writing a story that’s just canon, but from his perspective. Probably some before and after canon too. Then I thought about doing it for more characters; Tulip definitely, Grace probably, and Ryan and/or Min-Gi. Maybe Simon. Probably not Lake (unfortunately) because she’s the focus of a different one of my stories (We Only Broke The Train A Little Bit (More Than You) ) but I love all these characters and am Not Normal about them.

mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile

do you think ford pines ever got to do like a fun space heist or something or was he so on the “kill bill” train at all times that the rest of the cool inter-dimensional criminals were like “don’t invite him to the hangout man he’s just gonna rant and rave about that damn triangle the whole time”

I was listening to Complicated by Avril Lavigne earlier and I think the song fits Jesse really well. Then I thought about writing a story that’s just canon, but from his perspective. Probably some before and after canon too. Then I thought about doing it for more characters; Tulip definitely, Grace probably, and Ryan and/or Min-Gi. Maybe Simon. Probably not Lake (unfortunately) because she’s the focus of a different one of my stories (We Only Broke The Train A Little Bit (More Than You) ) but I love all these characters and am Not Normal about them.

I’ve read two different one shots with the premise that people at Dipper’s school don’t believe Pacifica exists lol

"alright dude, so you're flirting with a cute girl... who lives up in the pacific northwest... named pacifica northwest... and she's a rich teen pageant queen? she doesn't come visit you because her parents don't like you, right? even though she's got a private plane? no, no, dude we totally believe you, just making sure we have all the facts straight --"

<3

This is basically all of my siblings (myself included) when one of our family asks us to do literally anything

I just wanna hear more of Dipper being a Menace

alright fuck it yeah

𖠰 dip headcanons: menace edition 𖠰

𖠰 once he gets back to piedmont, dipper isn't exactly rebellious, but in gravity falls, he got very used to being the master of his own schedule -- going wherever he wanted, whenever he wanted, without adults -- and it absolutely becomes normal for him to just ignore whatever rules his parents try to set about curfew or supervision.

𖠰 dipper plays a game with mabel where he sticks things to the back of her sweaters and waits to see how many things he can put there until she notices. it drives her absolutely insane and usually ends with her attacking him via stuffed animals.

𖠰 if someone tells dip no, he often just quietly does it anyway. who's gonna stop him?

𖠰 one of the reasons he enjoys playing video games with pacifica on call during the non-summer months is the outlet for friendly bickering. like puppies biting each other's ears in an enclosure.

𖠰 as he gets older, dip always carries some kind of weapon on him: switchblade, swiss army knife -- even a box cutter at one point. he never knows what adventure he's going to get embroiled in next and refuses to get caught unawares.

𖠰 he loves responding to the question "dipdop, can you do me a favor" with a simple, "no" -- usually while he's already getting up to do mabel the favor.

𖠰 beware a bored dipper pines. if he's bored, he will make it everyone's problem. best to avoid him.

𖠰 he once nearly burned the kitchen down trying to warm up food. he's put metal in the microwave. he's burned himself on the oven. the kitchen is not a safe place for him.

𖠰 he writes in various codes and ciphers on his shoes, pants, takeout containers—mabel is confiscating his pens at this very moment.

𖠰 sometimes he cuts his own hair and it looks... not awesome. but he has curls so it hides a lot of the fuck ups. mostly.

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anyway, i could do this all day. i love this boy. enjoy!

Today I learned that Easter is also called Resurrection Day. As a Christian, I feel like I should have known this by now.

Happy Easter/Resurrection Day! He is risen!

There’s too many adults okay with casually drugging children in this series

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