This Is How I Need Ppl To React When I Tell Them I Kin James Potter

Regulus: my parents have chosen the woman I am to be in an arranged marriage with

James: I’m pregnant!

Regulus: what!?

James: and it’s yours

Remus: Are you a top or a bottom?

Regulus: I’m a threat

James through a mouthful of spaghetti: He’s a bottom

How to catch me

Marauders Group Chat

(Based on this text post) 

Padfoot: I’m bored!  Someone entertain me.

Prongs: Pads, it’s 1 am and I have class in thee morning, wtf?

Pads: But I’m boooored, Prongsy, can’t sleep.  It’s your job as my best mate to entertain me.

Wormy: I really need to turn my notifications off before I go to sleep.  Go to bed, Padfoot FFS

Moony: I’m trying to finish watching this weeks GoT before you twats spoil me again and now Pads’ whinging interrupts me? Go the fuck to sleep, Pads

Padfoot:  Moony!  Moonbeam!  Moon of my life!  You’re up?

Moony: Can you hear my groan all the way from your flat?  Because I’m groaning here

Padfoot: But you’re already awake Moonpie!  You can keep me company!

Moony:  What part of I’m watching Game of Thrones did you not get, you wanker?

Padfoot: I can watch it with you…?

Moony:  You scream at the tv and have given me spoilers almost every damn episode if I’m behind, why the fuck would I want to watch with you?

Padfoot: Because you’re awake, I’m awake, and you love me and know I’m going to annoy you until you give in.

Padfoot:

Prongs:  FFS Moony shut his ass up

Wormy: Awww look at the pupper

Moony: That won’t work on me, Pads

Padfoot:  I promise I won’t spoil anything and I won’t shout at the screen!  I’ll even bring chocolate… ;-)

Moony:  you’re annoying, you know that?

Padfoot:  Come on, Moons, I promise I’ll be good.  I just wanna bang you

Wormy: ….

Prongs:  Did he…did you… FINALLY!!!!

Padfoot:  I meant Hang!  I meant I want to hang with you… but you know… whatever.  

Wormy: Yeah sure that’s what you meant, uh-huh

Prongs:  Shut it Wormtail, my OTP is finally admitting their feelings!!

Padfoot:  Fuck… Moony?  I’m sorry, it was a mistake, I just meant

Moony: Are you bringing the chocolate?

Padfoot: Ummm sure?

Moony: Ok then

Padfoot:  Ok?

Moony: Yeah

Padfoot: To… hanging out?

Moony: Or whatever…

Padfoot: Really?

Moony: Just shut up and get over here already, will you?

Padfoot:  I’ll be there in 10 minutes!

(Padfoot has logged off chat)

Prongs: 

Prongs:  My boys, my babies!  FINALLY!  

Wormy: Well this has been like 5 years in the making. it’s like a slow-burn fanfic

Prongs: Yeah that idiots pining and friends to lovers shit.  That’s my jam really

Moony: You twats do realize I’m still here right?

Prongs:  Good.  Stop being idiots and bang each other then

Moony: Oh my god

Prongs:  I can hear Pads rushing through the flat, he’s obviously in a hurry to get to you, Moony.  *wink wonk*

Wormy:  Just wear a condom, mate.  Safe sex is good sex.

Moony: 

Moony: But yeah I already have some, thanks Pete.

Wormy: Lube is important too, just saying

Moony: Now is a great time to shut up mate

Prongs: So ummm I just yelled at Sirius you already had condoms and he ran out the door so fast I think i heard him fall down the stairs

Moony:  You guys suck

Wormy:  Nah, but I bet Pads will ;-)

Moony: Fucking hell, and on that note I’m gone, ta

(Moony has logged off chat)

Prongs:  

Wormy:  yeah I’m happy for them too, the dumb pining idiots.  But now I’m wide awake

Prongs: Me too. Wanna watch Umbrella Academy online together?

Wormy:  why the fuck not. 

Wormy: Hey, does that Klaus guy remind you of Sirius?

Prongs: I think Pads even has that leather skirt, honestly.

Alright! So I finished hand binding Crimson Rivers by @mayzarbewithyou :) this was my first time bookbinding so excuse the mistakes I am far from great, but all in good time! This fic basically changed the trajectory of my life so I thought I’d give it the love it deserves! the spine is regulus standing looking up at the tree and he is purposely put on the last book because he finally learned how to climb and grow. I’m so emotional over the end of the fic so this is very emotional to me. I did the typeset myself and there are some cool details I’ll try to put in another post, but basically I added all of Zar’s end notes as footnotes to the specific scenes he talks about! All very fun and the dingbats match the theme for the books and the backs each have quotes the correspond. I split it into 5 just because it didn’t feel right to have the epilogues in the same book as the war. They were two completely different parts of the story so I separated them. Anyways I’ll make another post. This was a labor of love and I hope I did it Justice :)

“oh, well you haven’t read the big three—” i’ve read the big three. i have read the big three.

alice in wonderland icons

like if you save

Marauders fans be like “i read AU’s to escape the pain of cannon” and then the AU is the bloody Hunger Games

Regulus wanting a kiss but not wanting to ask cause James is in the middle of a conversation so he just stands there like 🧍till James notices him and gives him attention.

regulus “and i wouldn’t marry me either, a pathological people pleaser” black and james “i like shiny things, but i’d marry you with paper rings” potter