Rip James Potter You Would’ve Loved This Targeted Ad I Got For 1200 Tiny Ceramic Ducks

"There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair,” -Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson

(i know this is a fake quote but i still find this way too funny)

Regulus would definitely pick Sirius's long hair off James's clothes and say "who is she?" every time as a joke

Remus: Are you a top or a bottom?

Regulus: I’m a threat

James through a mouthful of spaghetti: He’s a bottom

So High School! Chapter Three!

“Ready to go now?”

James hears Regulus laugh softly, “Not quite yet, mon chéri.”

He can practically see Harry’s pout, “When?”

“Just give us twenty minutes,” Regulus replies, even if Harry hasn’t quite managed to work out what exactly time means yet. He’s been asking if they’re ready to go for hours, and still comes back every few minutes acting like hours have passed. This always happens when they plan to go over for the monthly Black family dinner. They’ve been good about hiding it from him and surprising him when the day comes around. Someone, Sirius, told him it was today though when asked. Sirius shot them a knowing smirk as he left. He did this on purpose. Surely to fuck with Regulus, but James isn’t sure which one of them is suffering more.

James feels a tug on the back of his shirt and he’s not even surprised. When he turns around Harry’s standing right at his heel, his eyes wide, “Leave now?”

James shakes his head, biting back his laughter as he lifts him onto the kitchen counter, “Didn’t you just ask Papa the same question?”

Harry pauses in consideration for a moment before he says, “Papa says we leave now.”

“Oh did he?” James asks.

been wanting to get more into the marauders fandom for some time. so here’s my recreation of “gathering storm” after i finished art heist, baby! i’m not an oil paint person or acrylic, so i decided to ruin my mental health more by doing it in watercolor.

regulus “and i wouldn’t marry me either, a pathological people pleaser” black and james “i like shiny things, but i’d marry you with paper rings” potter

How to catch me

alice in wonderland icons

like if you save

“oh, well you haven’t read the big three—” i’ve read the big three. i have read the big three.

remus: being gay isn't a choice

remus, pointing to his husband, a rich pure blood who worships every aspect of him: it's a game and i'm winning