this is what my mental state feels like
this is a happy house
Die you egg! Lmao
shakespeare quotes but with lmao on the end
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
"Your honor, my client is innocent! He's a freaking knife for crying out loud!"
one of my favorite kinda ridiculous rituals in ancient greece was the buphonia, a special athenian sacrifice during which an ox at work is slaughtered, which is technically considered an act of murder. now that wouldn’t be all that exciting in and of itself except that the knife used to slaughter the ox is then put on trial for murder, found guilty, and then gets thrown in the fucking sea
Black and White painting by Bob Ross
Late nights with no regrets..
National Anthem (demo).