Max: I’m A Good Person.

Max: I’m a good person.

Chloe: You just said you thought about shoving a person because they were walking too slow.

Max: But I didn’t do it! And for that I am basically a saint!

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5 years ago
FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who You Are Now, Isn’t Who You Are Going To Be Forever. You
FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who You Are Now, Isn’t Who You Are Going To Be Forever. You
FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who You Are Now, Isn’t Who You Are Going To Be Forever. You
FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who You Are Now, Isn’t Who You Are Going To Be Forever. You
FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who You Are Now, Isn’t Who You Are Going To Be Forever. You
FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who You Are Now, Isn’t Who You Are Going To Be Forever. You
FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who You Are Now, Isn’t Who You Are Going To Be Forever. You
FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who You Are Now, Isn’t Who You Are Going To Be Forever. You

FAVORITE LADIES MEME ♡ Halsey ↳ “Who you are now, isn’t who you are going to be forever. You can’t beat yourself up for changing. You are allowed to grow and it is also part of being a woman. Women can be multidimensional. I wish I could have known how amplified that would become when I became an artist. Follow your fucking gut, because every single time I’ve been unhappy with something it’s because I listened to someone else instead of following my intuition.” 

4 years ago

Villain, I have done thy mother.

4 years ago

my asshole cat once again comes to me and does his usual indications for “hey, there’s a problem I need you to fix, please help.”

because I love him and he is weirdly smart and actually really good at figuring out problems and getting help (like when he lets me know the bird feeder is empty because he wants to watch the birds) I trustingly get up and follow him.

he reaches the window, outside of which is a thunderstorm. he is very afraid of thunderstorms, and normally does not go anywhere near the windows when they happen. upon reaching the window he indicates in his usual fashion, “here is the problem, please fix it.”

no idea whether to be flattered and endeared that my cat thinks I control the weather, or frustrated because my cat is now mad at me for refusing to control the weather on his behalf. this is the second time this has happened.

5 years ago
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one of my favorite kinda ridiculous rituals in ancient greece was the buphonia, a special athenian sacrifice during which an ox at work is slaughtered, which is technically considered an act of murder. now that wouldn’t be all that exciting in and of itself except that the knife used to slaughter the ox is then put on trial for murder, found guilty, and then gets thrown in the fucking sea

4 years ago
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The Fellowship Of The Rings + Scenery
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5 years ago

if homeboy’s coming thru with these it’s quiet 

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if he comes thru in like these homeboy is gonna like.. get it

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