University Is Like A Video Game. You Can Pick Up Sidequests. Youre Gonna Neglect The Main Storyline.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

ive made this post before but again why do northern state trans people talk like the government is fully just rounding up and executing transgenders on sight in the south