*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
“The fruit was never an apple”
Max Svabinsky, (1873-1962)
“In Paradise” circa 1918
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Diamonds in her eyes, Taylor Swift polishes up real nice in one of her most delightful works yet - Bejeweled!
Coming soon to a theatre near you!
Bejeweled imagined as an old movie, poster designs by me
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I always think “they can’t top this” but here they go again
army come thru for my boy
You all know how we feel sad when our artist has the smallest bruise on their body or do not tweet for 2 days and we start missing them … imagine losing the one who gave you some hope and joy in life forever.
Shawols, dear Shawols. beautiful Shawols who are as blue and impressive as the vast sea. As a BTS’ ARMY, I will stand by you. And as a human, I will cry with you. Even if you grieve, be proud you followed that man. I am another group’s fan but I knew all along how He was very respected, talented and loved. He also took care of BTS along with the other Shinee members. They are great and loving seniors.
He may have left this world but every artist who touches hearts lives forever. So bear him warmly is your core. And draw him smiling and happy in your memory.
Shinee is a gem that needs to keep on shining like it always did. It’s at this time that you will need to stand by them the most. Stay strong and united.
My deepest condolences go to his family, friends, fans, and Korea as a whole that just lost one of its immeasurable voices and souls. Rest in peace Jonghyun. You were so beaming, it will never dim.
Honestly, I always think that she can’t get any cuter but she always does.
she/her queer 🇨🇦 23✌️ I like books of any format and I drink way to much coffee.
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