Thinking hard about Al Pacino in a gay bar
having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy
That american psycho monologue about how dark and messed up patrick is but it's me and instead of murder its wanting to fuck George costanza from Seinfeld
I need balding narrator. Balding Tyler. Balding everybody. They all need to be 'thinning' and narrator needs to be in deep denial and spiraling about it
Being English is so embarrassing like yes I want to fuck MC Grindah and Super Hans no I won't explain why they are hot they just are
if you think about it fight club is just hate sex