Fuck It, Textposting Cause I

they've been married for 4 years

He's lying

copycat

Honk mimimimi

Is freak thang still a freak thang as she grows up?

Yes she has the same level of Animal Qualities as Kuri but in opossum form. Eating garbage, using her tail as her non dominant hand, freezing when startled. She’ll be too big to hang by her tail by adulthood but she’ll definitely be Trying to keep that skill for as long as possible

He needs to wake up

Heyyyy what's up I have MORE

Mr Comically long snoot and Mr Comically large ears

They're about to do a little fusion dance and merge together into a bootleg elephant 🐘

Do you guys think he ever enjoyed a Mcdonalds in the pentagon