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as soon as i discovered that adding the seasonings from my safe foods into other foods makes them more tolerable i ascended.

would this work for everyone? prolly not.

would i reccomend adding dill to spaghetti to just anyone? also no.

but i'm eating!! and i've got a meal reminiscent of pickles that doesn't taste like straight vinegar!!

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

not knowing what your sense of humor is and yet finding it hilarious

y e s 

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

jayce talis posted this

"desire is the root of all suffering" actually suffering is the root of all suffering. hope this helps!

why in the name of all things unholy did the universe make kids the most insufferable lil shits to exist. i would never let a kid know how much i hate them but god do i hate them

—cinderella's castle puppet appreciation post ☆

the problem with society is we are no longer cringe and free, we were much happier when we could reblog superwholock without a second thought

darn friggen black abyss

friggen won't let me pet my cat down there

i will pet the cat

whether you like it or not