Very underrated duo i gotta say
I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling
"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
highschool stories bc i'm bored !!!
we have a broken pregnancy dummy in the prop room
i've walked into the bathroom while kids are vaping multiple times,, the vapor really stings my eyes
because we are open campus, kids will drive home so smoke weed so they don't get caught on campus
we finally installed cameras last year. don't know why they waited 10 years but ok
we have a d&d class that doubles as english credits because the teacher has us read lotr for the whole semester
more than half of the students are lgbtq+ and i'm p sure all the teachers are accepting
a lot of students apply because they supply computers for them but then transfer when they realize they're in nerd school
it's perfectly normal to see people in inflatable dinosaur costumes
or those rubber unicorn heads
my school used to be a middle school, so we only have four hallways (which is nice bc i would def get lost in the two main schools)
the disabled kid got asked to prom by his crush :[[ he looked so happy
i dislocated my knee in the hallway and people just kinda,, stared as i crumpled to the ground
which i don't blame them for bc it was completely out of the blue but it made me feel bad for screaming lmao
someone carried an undertale blank file on a flashdrive so others could copy it to their laptops, along with minecraft and slime rancher
in my freshman year there was a bomb threat for like a week, and i know some parents forced their kids to still go to school (i was given the choice to stay home if i didn't feel safe)
there was a senior who kept flicking a lit lighter in peoples faces and he actually singed some of my hair off. i told the principal (only bc she was near by, i would've gone to the counselor otherwise) and that friend group hated me for the rest of the year simply because i didn't want any of them to get burned
my friends somehow convinced the dj at a dance to play a bts song so that was awesome
the zoology teacher brought cats onto campus and got them adopted in like 30 minutes (we named them cookies and cream)
there's one kid who will more often than not show up in soldier getups from all different eras, mainly wwii
if you hear megalovania playing that usually means that the auditorium is open for off the clock rehearsal
easy! i show u how.
1. do a nose. should look a bit like this.
2. do a mouth. nice mouth.
3. make an eyeee.
4. again. is okay if it don't look the same.
5. name your child. all done!
this is seth. seth gets aaall the ladies. pls support seth in his dream to be a model.
k so you know how typically women are pretty nervous around men who are yelling/threatening violence? some more so than others?
in the twilight zone reboot there's an episode where a bunch of weird meteorites fall from the heavens and infect the water stream, making it go a reddish orange and smell like butt. if you drink that stuff? you'd get real hecking sick for one, and then if you are genetically male (not sure about trans men and women yet but they aren't represented in the show sadly so idk) there is a 99% chance that it'll mess with your prefrontal cortex and you will go psycho and start going on a killing spree.
aNd as if i'm not alREaDy anxious around people, now i'm scared out of my pants to go to school or even have a civil conversation with my dad. and it doesn't help that i used to have nightmares of the men in my life (and women too but less often) slipping into a murderous rage and now i want to cry.
Loving vampires is not all that far of a stretch when affection has felt more like sharp teeth instead of a warm embrace.
Im really anxious and going through an art block right now but managed to do this, so yeah