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Bingo Jones

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6 years ago
‘May The Force Be With You’ Is Charming But It’s Not Important. What’s Important Is That You
‘May The Force Be With You’ Is Charming But It’s Not Important. What’s Important Is That You

‘May the Force be with you’ is charming but it’s not important. What’s important is that you become the Force - for yourself and perhaps for other people.

Happy 76th Birthday Harrison Ford! (July 13, 1942)

6 years ago

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

If You’re European, In A Couple Of Weeks You Will Be Denied Any And All Access To Fandom Contents On

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

6 years ago
Aren’t These The Same People Who Are Pro-life?

Aren’t these the same people who are pro-life?

6 years ago
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
7 years ago
I’m Going To Be Laughing All Day.

I’m going to be laughing all day.

7 years ago

Console-free Camping

Console-free Camping

If you like to play The Last of Us, then try Rot & Ruin by Jonathan Maberry

Console-free Camping

If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey

Console-free Camping

If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try World War Z by Max Brooks

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try A Game Of Thrones by George R. R. Martin

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Mass Effect, then try Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Halo, then try Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Portal, then try House Of Stairs by William Sleator

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Mario Kart, then try The Lovely Reckless by Kami Garcia 

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Dark Souls, then try Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try We Are Okay by Nina Lacour

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Stardew Valley, then try How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Fable, then try Young Elites by Marie Lu

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Borderlands, then try Velocity by Chris Wooding

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Dishonored, then try Airman by Eoin Colfer

Console-free Camping

If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try Under a Painted Sky by Stacey Lee

If you like playing the Elder Scrolls series, then try The Naming by Alison Croggon

If you like playing Red Dead Redemption, then try Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Bioshock, then try  Dark Life by Kat Falls

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Fallout, then try Razorland by Ann Aguirre 

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Assasin’s Creed, then try The Way of Shadows Night by Brent Weeks

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Dragonage, then try Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir

Console-free Camping

If you like playing The Legend of Zelda, then try Graceling by Kristin Cashore

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Until Dawn, then try Ten by Gretchen McNeil

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Sonic, then try Maximum Ride by James Patterson

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Overwatch, then try Bluescreen by Dan Wells

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Uncharted, then try Passenger by Alexandra Bracken

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Pokemon, then try Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by JK Rowling, and Newt Scamander

Console-free Camping

If you like playing Mario Party, then try Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

7 years ago

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

7 years ago
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
7 years ago

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

7 years ago
When You Forget To Read The Tags On A Fic

when you forget to read the tags on a fic

7 years ago

The Queen has requested that everybody with a knighthood attend a meeting at Windsor Castle. Speaking to the sizeable crowd of ageing actors and retired musicians, she explains why - The dragons are back, and she expects that every knight will do his duty.

7 years ago

one of my fave mads faces is the ‘your french is too fast’ face

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7 years ago
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
7 years ago
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
7 years ago

Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.

Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (via larmoyante)

7 years ago
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7 years ago
Dr. Ian Malcolm In Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom
Dr. Ian Malcolm In Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom

Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom

7 years ago
This Is Peak Comedy

This is peak comedy

7 years ago
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7 years ago

Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time

7 years ago

In Aziraphale’s bookshop. There’s a little area of Books by one of his favourite authors, and a hat that one of the customers left behind and will be back for one day… #goodomens #terrypratchett

7 years ago
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7 years ago
This ‘Swim Reaper’ Instagram Account Is Absolute Gold
This ‘Swim Reaper’ Instagram Account Is Absolute Gold
This ‘Swim Reaper’ Instagram Account Is Absolute Gold
This ‘Swim Reaper’ Instagram Account Is Absolute Gold
This ‘Swim Reaper’ Instagram Account Is Absolute Gold

This ‘Swim Reaper’ Instagram Account Is Absolute Gold

7 years ago
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
buxtry - Bingo Jones
7 years ago

My friend told me a story he hadn’t told anyone for years. When he used to tell it years ago people would laugh and say, ‘Who’d believe that? How can that be true? That’s daft.’ So he didn’t tell it again for ages. But for some reason, last night, he knew it would be just the kind of story I would love.   When he was a kid, he said, they didn’t use the word autism, they just said ‘shy’, or ‘isn’t very good at being around strangers or lots of people.’ But that’s what he was, and is, and he doesn’t mind telling anyone. It’s just a matter of fact with him, and sometimes it makes him sound a little and act different, but that’s okay.   Anyway, when he was a kid it was the middle of the 1980s and they were still saying ‘shy’ or ‘withdrawn’ rather than ‘autistic’. He went to London with his mother to see a special screening of a new film he really loved. He must have won a competition or something, I think. Some of the details he can’t quite remember, but he thinks it must have been London they went to, and the film…! Well, the film is one of my all-time favourites, too. It’s a dark, mysterious fantasy movie. Every single frame is crammed with puppets and goblins. There are silly songs and a goblin king who wears clingy silver tights and who kidnaps a baby and this is what kickstarts the whole adventure.   It was ‘Labyrinth’, of course, and the star was David Bowie, and he was there to meet the children who had come to see this special screening.   ‘I met David Bowie once,’ was the thing that my friend said, that caught my attention.   ‘You did? When was this?’ I was amazed, and surprised, too, at the casual way he brought this revelation out. Almost anyone else I know would have told the tale a million times already.   He seemed surprised I would want to know, and he told me the whole thing, all out of order, and I eked the details out of him.   He told the story as if it was he’d been on an adventure back then, and he wasn’t quite allowed to tell the story. Like there was a pact, or a magic spell surrounding it. As if something profound and peculiar would occur if he broke the confidence.   It was thirty years ago and all us kids who’d loved Labyrinth then, and who still love it now, are all middle-aged. Saddest of all, the Goblin King is dead. Does the magic still exist?   I asked him what happened on his adventure.   ‘I was withdrawn, more withdrawn than the other kids. We all got a signed poster. Because I was so shy, they put me in a separate room, to one side, and so I got to meet him alone. He’d heard I was shy and it was his idea. He spent thirty minutes with me.   ‘He gave me this mask. This one. Look.   ‘He said: ‘This is an invisible mask, you see?   ‘He took it off his own face and looked around like he was scared and uncomfortable all of a sudden. He passed me his invisible mask. ‘Put it on,’ he told me. ‘It’s magic.’   ‘And so I did.   ‘Then he told me, ‘I always feel afraid, just the same as you. But I wear this mask every single day. And it doesn’t take the fear away, but it makes it feel a bit better. I feel brave enough then to face the whole world and all the people. And now you will, too.   ‘I sat there in his magic mask, looking through the eyes at David Bowie and it was true, I did feel better.   ‘Then I watched as he made another magic mask. He spun it out of thin air, out of nothing at all. He finished it and smiled and then he put it on. And he looked so relieved and pleased. He smiled at me.   ‘'Now we’ve both got invisible masks. We can both see through them perfectly well and no one would know we’re even wearing them,’ he said.   ‘So, I felt incredibly comfortable. It was the first time I felt safe in my whole life.   ‘It was magic. He was a wizard. He was a goblin king, grinning at me.   ‘I still keep the mask, of course. This is it, now. Look.’   I kept asking my friend questions, amazed by his story. I loved it and wanted all the details. How many other kids? Did they have puppets from the film there, as well? What was David Bowie wearing? I imagined him in his lilac suit from Live Aid. Or maybe he was dressed as the Goblin King in lacy ruffles and cobwebs and glitter.   What was the last thing he said to you, when you had to say goodbye?   ‘David Bowie said, ‘I’m always afraid as well. But this is how you can feel brave in the world.’ And then it was over. I’ve never forgotten it. And years later I cried when I heard he had passed.’   My friend was surprised I was delighted by this tale.   ‘The normal reaction is: that’s just a stupid story. Fancy believing in an invisible mask.’   But I do. I really believe in it.   And it’s the best story I’ve heard all year.

Paul Magrs (via yourfluffiestnightmare)

7 years ago

Now I'm really curious...Reblog this if you're 20 or older.

7 years ago
It’s Night Time Somewhere

It’s night time somewhere

7 years ago

In the modern idiom:

“So Bob said […]” indicates that I am directly quoting Bob.

“Then Bob was like […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob.

“And Bob was all […]” indicates that I am paraphrasing Bob, and additionally I am being a dick about it.

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s fantastic that we have a specific grammatical convention for that.

7 years ago
A Nice Clean Version Of The Photo I Put Up Just Now. “No More Regency Silver Snuffboxes.” They Are

A nice clean version of the photo I put up just now. “No more Regency Silver Snuffboxes.” They are shooting it as I type this. And oh, they are wonderful.

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