“Fuck It, We Slay” (heavy Eye Bags, Dehydrated, On The Verge Of Insanity)

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull and Madeleine Smith, via.

Fruit, fruit…

Women always figure out the truth. Always.

Apparently “what ho!” is a corruption of Beowulf’s “hwaet!”?? 

Now need a P.G. Wodehouse translation of Beowulf.

What ho! Have you heard of these chaps, Dashed good fellows with a spear and whatnot–

if i was a vampire i would be so scared to shapeshift into a swarm of bats because what if i get stuck like that

A nice clean version of the photo I put up just now. “No more Regency Silver Snuffboxes.” They are shooting it as I type this. And oh, they are wonderful.

this is a vincent price & mozzarella sticks appreciation post

reblog if u, too, love both vincent price and mozzarella sticks

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship