American Gods | Opening Title Sequence [x]

#justiceformuslims

i love the specification of "alive" in the people magazine "sexiest man alive" award. clearly they're worried about ötzi the iceman sweeping the competition. as they should be.

I like how everybody is paired off haha

jesse: tulip, don't you want to be good

tulip: no i want to go poke holes in this guy's head with a screwdriver do you even listen to a word i say

Schrödinger’s Cat Cross Stitch Pattern from KookyCrossStitch

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.