All Right, You Primitive Screw-heads.  Listen Up…

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

Reblog if you live in North America

I’m really curious about what the distribution of tumblr users looks like worldwide…

South America  Africa  Asia  Europe  Australasia   Central America  (Antarctica???)

Thor Ragnarok - Heimdall

James Gurney - Garden of Hope, 1992

My mama always told me someday I’d be good at something. Who’d have guessed that something’d be zombie killing?

I was nominated against my father and I lost to him, my dad was not there so I had to go up and accept the award. Alicia Vikander was the lady handing out the trophy and she was standing there in horror because she thought that I had heard the wrong name and was strutting up because I thought that I had won. That was one of the most awkward experiences of my life.

http://thehardtimes.net/news/death-metal-flyer-accidentally-uses-logo-font-show-date/   I’M DYING