"Stares At His Pinky Like It Offended Him" Is GOLD

honestly

If ya don't reblog a friend could die, this shit kills people

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

im good with anything!

Marvel roleplay

Run by me and @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus

An au, post endgame, main characters survived. We can bend rules.

Theyre all getting to know eachother again after endgame. A lot are still probably fighting and making up.

They are all staying at the compound while people recover from the battle.

Some characters are in lock down, others can come and go.

We can play multiple characters, but only one popular character per person.

We are not currently taking ocs.

Ships:

Sambucky

Possibly Steve and bucky are exes

(Others to be determined)

Taken characters:

Bucky - @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus

Spiderman - @bralnwashed

I can't explain how happy i am when the "oh oh" shows up in a fanfic

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

Hagrid walked so the cottagecore girlies could run

STAWWPPPP I CAN IMAGINE THATTTT

padfoot grabbing cat regulus by the scruff of his neck and forcefully bringing him to the gryffindor dorm because he's been avoiding james after a fight

<3

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

bsfr no one, no one, will be able to replace/erase the original trio. They're classic, they fit the roles almost perfectly and I don't think anyone is going to be able to do that like they did

You CANNOT separate art from the artist when the artist is still alive and producing new media to profit off.

So on that note, do NOT watch the new Harry Potter series. Do not hate watch it. Do not watch it because “it’s going to be my childhood remade”. I do not care. Do not watch it. This is a direct move to erase the original trio who have all stood against jkr.

naw they be asking how's school and I open my mouth to respond, then they spray fucking water in my mouth like 😃yes, speak up sweetie💦 BITCH U LITERALLY JUST PRACTICALLY CHOKED ME WITH WATER 😭😭

Dont even get me started on xrays, like they shove a metal circle in my mouth covered in THE HARDEST POSSIBLE PLASTIC imaginable and the punk ass corner is stabbing my inner mouth and i cant adjust it 😭

I hate the dentist,

Lemme go over why:

Those stupid fucking metal thingies they use to scrap your teeth, istg it fucking makes me want to bang my head into a wall. Not to mention they always put the water too far back in my throat and then I almost gag- they put almost all the stuff too far back in my mouth, I can barely handle brushing my teeth without gagging violently what makes them think I can handle this weird air sucky thingy farther back? 🤨

The X-rays hurt, I’m not exaggerating here, it hurts to bite down in it especially the ones alongside the side of your tooth, the scanner with the little fucking wings. You know what I mean right? RIGHT? RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT?

Once when I was like 8ish I think, THEY FUCKING PULLED OUT ONE OF MY TEETH WITH FUCKING PLIARS, I’M NOT JOKING THOSE THING—A-MAJOBS LOOKED LIKE PLIARS, LIKE MECHANICAL PLIARS, PLS TELL ME I DONT SEEM CRAZY IT HURTS AND I CRIED AND THE BITCH FUCKING WENT “Ah 😀 no 👎🏼 I cannot treat crying 😢 people 😀👍-“ INTENSE BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE WHAT. (I don’t even know if I spelt pliars right)

And then today I was there, this lady was sticking the cherry flavored cleany gel thingy (pls don’t call me crazy I don’t know what it’s called) at the back of my teeth with the spinny thingy that goes around your teeth like the damn drill, I have gotten cacti it’s removed and they hurt less then whatever the fuck that spinny cleany toothbrush looking ass bitch is called.

Concluded, I hate going to dentist.

yes just yep my otp <3

James: hey, love!

James: *pulled Regulus to his waist and reached for a kiss*

Regulus: *lovingly rolled his eyes and playfully evaded a kiss*

Sirius: please, prongs, NO KISSING in front of ME

Regulus: *unimpressed look*

Regulus: *dragged James into a deep kiss*

Sirius: YOU LITTLE BRAT-