Why Was This Actually Rlly Funny

Im so reg and panda core 😌

tw: slurs, cuss words, and yeah

the marauders and their favorite curse words

bc my fucking cramps hurt so bad and i wanna kill everyone and the economy is shit and i have to go to my conservative grandparents party 😭🔫 but anywayssss

james: damn, my ex used to say this all the time, and he was literally james potter.

remus: fucking, he loves to insert it like 2 times in a sentence, ex "i fucking hate the fucking ___"

peter: piss, i feel like he just likes how it sounds, and he doesnt curse every two seconds, hes more complex sentences that sound like poetry.

sirius: faggot, one, because he loves it for some odd reason....and because he is one.

mary: bitches, dont ask, cant explain.

lily: arsehole, i feel like she likes to sound "smart" and you know, academic validation, so she doesnt curse unless in comfortable company. so she forsnt like to use the more harsh ones.

marlene: ho, she loves to say "hey hos!" and "ho is you cool?" and, dont forget "ho is this you?"

dorcas: pussy, because 1. she loves pussy, and 2. she loves to say to someone, with a deadpan face "pussy."

barty: whore..

pandora: wanker or twat, she is that one person that insults you until your crying, because she doesnt even care to use curse words, no instead she says, "you look like a goat and a blobfish mixed together."

evan: fuckface, yep i said it. unlike his sister, he loves to curse every two seconds, and during arguments. so much so, he can barley decide which one is his favorite, this is the one he uses the most though.

regulus: fuck or bullshit, haven't decided.

if you have anymore characters, tell me and ill make a part two!

Deeeelightful

Ok

Ik I already play Pandora

But uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Can I be Andromeda too? It's completely fine if not :) just curious 🙃

Uhhh, you know what l? Sure lol :) as long as yku only have 2 characters max thats a-ok :)

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

ur gonna be great <3

everyone is doing this.... so will i

the notes thingy!! no rules. idk.

if this gets:

50 notes I'll drink water regularly

150 notes I'll fix my sleep schedule

300 notes I'll start saving money for the future

500 notes I'll come out to my family as bi

700 notes I'll come out to my boyfriend as bi

1000 notes I'll go to therapy

tagging some of yall to start the chain:))

@whydousernamesevenexist @kathryn-maraudersversion @mairon-goth-minion @noblehouseofgay @moonyswarmsweaters @earthisaweirdplace @look-a-gay @cool-lesbian-is-here @blueberry-b4gel

started laughing after reading this

amazing frame of mind rn

"If you hate it sm why is your blog dedicated to what she created"

shut the FUCK UP I am not in the mood to be nice I will rip your ass to shreds and send an army after your dumb ass fucking self

my babies

🌞 & 🌜

the moon will sing a song for me

i loved you like the sun

ouioui

Give me reg refusing to have sex and being utterly disgusted by it because he’s trans and he can’t see his body in that sorta way

Give me James not caring one bit that Regulus never wanted anything more than just talking and sometimes cuddling

Give me regulus crying to Evan (who’s also trans) about how disgusting he feels about himself and Evan understanding and being super open about how he gets through it and that helps regulus.

Give me regulus getting to a point like 6 years into his and James relationship where he felt safe and comfortable enough in himself to have sex

Give me James checking in on him before, during and after the entire thing and then give me James not caring that they go months without having sex and he’s just happy that reg is becoming more comfortable in his body that he can start to want things

lol I'm using this noww

Lily: Violence isn't the answer.

Petunia: You’re right.

Petunia: *sighs in relief*

Lily: Violence is the question.

Petunia: What?

Lily, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Petunia, running after them: NO-

(let lily evans be unhinged agenda)

waiittttt the artstyle is so cuteeee

Friends that judge together stay together

owie

Reposting some slytherin skittles angst to kick off pride Month