Thee Shall Have The Most Unpleasant Moment In Passage

random toon link icons?? he’s cute! i would love to try him out in ultimate!

it’s zelda! this whole area is zelda themed after all

that must be her!!

Me: looks away from my horse for 1 second

My horse:

Official artwork for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX

I was right in that comment I made

My policeman cousin did so enjoy finding out that there is an entire tag on tumblr with traceable IP adresses dedicated to idiots bragging about what they stole and where they stole it from.

You see the thing with cops is when you steal necessities like food and water (even feminine hygiene products when they are truly needed) they tend to let you off with a warning and even find ways to try and help your situation.

If you are just some brat who steals tons of makeup, clothes, luxery items, etc they have no sympathy. Usually they when they receive calls about stolen inventory they even check social media to see if someone is dumb enough to post it and see if the items match up. Now that he and several co-workers know about it, they will be delighted to have this entire section of tumblr to match items up with, in our city at least.

Remember kids, there is no such thing as a victimless crime.

Have fun shoplifters.

UPDATE: 4 arrests made. All of them teenage girls who were NOT stealing needed or reasonable items, but teenage girls who WERE stealing: High-end clothing, expensive makeup, phone cases, designer shoes, and lingerie. Now for all of you shoplifters in the comments who are sitting there screaming how terrible I am, like you’re not the ones who steal and lie to get what you want, do these sound like necessities to you? Cause they don’t to me. “I steal them to sell them so I can pay for…” Doesn’t make it any better. In fact it makes the charges you face when you get caught worse. Seriously it’s as easy as not stealing shit when you walk in a store.

THE FUCKING MEGALOVANIA IN THE NINTENDO DIRECT OUT OF NOWHERE SHDFHUAS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Y’all being angry about swamp not winning and not having frog

BUT soon the pigmen are gonna be gone

We must pay our respects

Survivor- Club Tortimer edition

buttery-fresh (Kurger) was on this island with me. I rarely post other’s tumblrs but he was decent.

Survivor is some TV show that the people on the island referenced, so it ended up being the title.

I was waiting for them to move away from the entrance.

‘What are we going to do?’

Last time I checked, you can’t die in AC, but alright.

Why is calling people your dad a thing now? Lol

I actually thought it would be pretty funny to give her the flowers that were still in my pockets, but she wouldn’t be able to reach them as she was trapped still.

I dropped off one of her roses she had next to her, she wasn’t able to grab it.

Then, went back at blocking off the ocean.

I guess that random flower that she couldn’t reach made her happy.

I had to do something around here for a second, so a few messages were missed.

They were asking about my tumblr.

Quoting some people I’ve ran into.

Because of Perla’s battery, it was going to error soon.

She wanted me to let her go, which wasn’t going to happen.

It errored. The end of a very amusing island!