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dinner in the phouse simulator

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

the reason dan and phil never get bored being together 24/7 is because neither one of them ever remembers a damn thing so every anecdote is just new information to them every time

nothing has ever spoke to me more than this comment

i loved you then, and i love you now

my beautiful butch wife

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Grinch Midas turning everything he touches Gerber-mush green. A case study