"Jason Hated Being Old"

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

shut up and look at this photo of Marsha P. Johnson smiling and holding a Snoopy plush.

gonna reblog so more people know abt this

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

Projecting our period cramps onto bill cipher

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

APT Lumity old sketches ⚡️💟

dungeon meshi at the gay bar

ME AND ______

Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think