Rightwing Idiots When I Tell Them They Don’t Deserve To Die In The Gutter:

Oh, you don’t know about lobster hell?

I’m not the Devils advocate, but I do live next to the guy. His living situation is very toxic. Kind of explains his behavior tbh

Pet peeve: BUGS ARENT GONNA GET BIGGER JUST CAUSE OF GENES!

bugs don’t have lungs. The oxygen in the atmosphere permeates their tissue by means of holes in their body. It’s a passive system that is dependent on diffuse oxygen in the air. During the age of giant bugs there was more oxygen in the atmosphere. Simply put: More oxygen in the air —> more oxygen in the tissues—> larger bugs.

#bugs

old gods are waking

A man needs a car like a wizard needs a bicycle

They should invent a isolating yourself from everything and everyone that is healthy

Still burning, Kevin Cooley (because)

The 40’s gangster films have tons of great classics:

- pushing up daisies

- ventilated

- taking a trip to the bone yard

I personally like technical sounding language

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

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