“I’m Going Princess Mode” I Say Before Becoming Super Needy Of Praise And Adoration

Would totally pee out the window just saying

The castle is on the very edge of a terrible precipice. A stone falling from the window would fall a thousand feet without touching anything! As far as the eye can reach is a sea of green tree tops, with occasionally a deep rift where there is a chasm.

-Jonathan Harker, May 8

Now, remember that the Count was originally meant to be Austrian, and his castle to be in Styria, Austria.

Here's what the most famous castle in the region looks like:

I read “stage paintings” and immediately thought of broadway:

How did I miss weaponlord? Was it a musical? I wonder what the choreography was like

Stage paintings by Glenn Kim for Weaponlord (Visual Concepts, 1995).

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If you take away their names, they’re basically shitty wizards who know essentially one spell

Cyclops = eyeball wizard

Colossus = skin wizard

Wolverine = bone wizard (with claws)

Jean grey = mind witch

Storm = weather witch

Rogue = mana drinker/mirror witch

Etc. etc. etc.

"But I need wizard school media to live" just develop bad opinions about the X-Men like a normal person.

The old school tv show The Avengers (BBC not MCU) did this well. The main characters were a male/female duo. The guy was a fopish but brilliant spy and his bodyguard was an asskicking race car driver. And who played this asskicking super bitch?

hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

This is why I walk around with my dick out. Keeps the weirdos away.

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

Until the end of the world, Al Mefer

Obama and his stolen sand

Me doing anything

"do it afraid" is just me doing regular tasks on a regular day

But like…why?