All This Shablam In One Go And I Can Barely Park Straight 😓dayum!

The old school tv show The Avengers (BBC not MCU) did this well. The main characters were a male/female duo. The guy was a fopish but brilliant spy and his bodyguard was an asskicking race car driver. And who played this asskicking super bitch?

hate when people think the only archetype possible for a male sidekick to a female protagonist is a soft boi and/or himbo. like the implication there is that the only reason a man would ever defer to a woman’s authority is if he was a bumbling idiot. love male supporting characters who are smart and strong and confident and can step up when necessary but still kind and humble enough to let someone else take the lead most of the time

you can literally put this stuff on anything & its good

The 40’s gangster films have tons of great classics:

- pushing up daisies

- ventilated

- taking a trip to the bone yard

I personally like technical sounding language

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

Try to not look at his crotch. I dare you

Dynamite Cop asks the question:

what if Moses was a cyborg samurai?

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The structure of our society is to blame. Not you. Not your friends.

friends

Thanks for piercing the temporal veil of my past and reminding me of that which i had forgotten!

Darrell K. Sweet's 1989 cover to Piers Anthony's Visual Guide to Xanth, by Piers Anthony & Jody Lynn Nye. Via Ranaroth on Bluesky.

This is why I walk around with my dick out. Keeps the weirdos away.

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

mutuals please do this to me

Don’t join the rat race, raise children fat of face

All this time thinking about your Net Worth when we should be thinking about the fertile Wet Earth