If The Signs Were Mythological Creatures:

Alfred thought for a moment and got an idea. "How about we go fishing?"

Alfred wiped away the tears and looked at Mason. “Yeah I’m fine just remembering some past memories.”

Alright so on top of Dark Descent being a wip, I'm also doing rottmnt x readers but song one shots so if you have any requests please feel free to send them. I have a few x readers started, but once I'm done with them I'll post them!

"Yeah..." Alfred became silent when the war was brought up. He would never tell England how much it hurts him just as much as it does to him.

Mason came upstairs just in time to glimpse the flying saucer zip away outside of the living room window. “Ready?” He questioned, glancing out the door at Alfred.

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FRICKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FRICKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FRICKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FRICKING. TIME.

"Of course I know how to get to Canada! Canada's my brother dude! Come on I'll show you but let me give my bro a call to let him know I'm coming to see him!" Alfred pulls out his phone and calls Mathieu. "Hello?" A shy voice says on the other line. "Yo Mattie I have a friend with and were coming to see you!" On the other line Mathieu blinks, wondering when the last time his brother came to visit him. "We-well alright I'll see you here soon eh?" Alfred gives his brother a goodbye and hangs up the phone. "Cool he knows we're coming so let's go!"

Hm.... interesting..... very interesting man.

“Dude what the hell are you?! Are you a villain?!” Alfred asks the man getting into a defensive position, not really sure of what might happen.

"Alfred looks to see Dex heading towards the forest and runs after him. "Hey wait up!"

The man sighs, tilting his head a bit and mutters "strange family..." he shakes his head and shrugs. "Lead the way hero. I got no idea what I'm doing."

“Haha sweet dude!” Alfred calls in for a car, which comes and picks them up, taking them to the airport. Once they get on the plane they wait and soon arrive in Canada.

I drew snow turdles having fun

I lob them so much.

Please reblog if you can! It helps me out a LOT on this cursed site that hates artists <3

"Haha thats the spirit dude! Race you their!" Alfred says, running past Anthony.

Alfred decided to not say anymore about that topic, feeling he might say something wrong…again. “Why not go to an amusement park! It has tons of awesome rides we can go on!” Alfred says in excitement, jumping up and down happily.

We love you Mark. Please take all the time you need

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