"Uh...that Sounds Good But Bad Dude...I Hope I Dont Get Cleansed Or Well Killed..." Alfred States, Staring

incomplete list of weird shit sans has done:

put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books

plague papyrus’ life with incidental music

create a self sustaining tornado made of trash

put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp

chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him

teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him

work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations

sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station

stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full

but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.

sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert

write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman

write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume

ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving

break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old

said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”

“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”

come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”

he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute

judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes

the conveniently shaped lamp

when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”

instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain

when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”

whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction

in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person

sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head

this:

DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T

I am the almighty solman destroyer of world's so that's thanks to you and all

Dude are you a hero or a villain?"

I had to make a gif cause this is just too cute~

what if everytime KO and Bee are sharing a nice moment, Smokescreen pops out from nowhere and not intentionally though, ruins the scene.

Smokescreen, emperor of cockblocking

Alfred punched Matthew in the arm, laughing from his brothers response. "We don't really talk all that much so I figured why not I mean...but it's cool if you don't wanna talk about it bro I understand." Alfred smiles at him, chuckling a little. Even though Alfred himself does have someone, but should he tell him who though?

“Haha true otherwise you might have to bail me outta jail haha just kidding bro I wouldn’t do that to you.” Alfred laughed, enjoying his time with brother. “So have you met anyone you like yet?” Alfred asked, curiosity getting the better of him.

*crush is walking by*

Me: Quick! Act natural!

Everyone:

No matter your age. No matter your weight. No matter your race. No matter your gender. No matter your skills. Cosplay is about everyone coming together & having fun.

Can I just say that Romano doesn’t really detest to Veneziano’s friends. Like, he even grew less abusive towards Germany.

The insults are still there (Because he’s Romano) but since Germany has been around Veneziano and he just accepts it. He doesn’t even really mind it that much. 

He even likes Japan

So stop labeling him as abusive and aggressive, he was nervous because he had bad memories with Germans, he got used to the guy, now he’s just another person he’s around. 

The insults are just part of how Romano communicates, he doesn’t mean it in an abusive way. He quite literally insults almost everyone because it’s how he defends himself. He’s known Spain for years and likes him and still labels him as “bastard”. 

In short, Romano doesn’t hate. Romano just doesn’t trust people easily.

Alfred looked at Mason shocked. "Wow dude...so you never did anything like that before huh. Reminds me of when me and Mattie bro were younger, we always played pranks on each. Of course England being England, he would always yell at me and Mattie but in the end he laughed about it afterwards." Alfred remembers back on his younger years and smiles.

“Oh come on dude it would be fun! Don’t tell me you never played any pranks on someone before, or at least thought of pranking someone?” Alfred laughs, thinking of pranks to play on England.