Me And My Best Friend In History Class

Alfred's eyes widen, taking a couple steps back away from the mysterious man. "What the hell!" Dude I swear if this is one of England's magic tricks or whatever then he got me, but if not...then the hero is screwed...big time." He gulps, starting to shake from the ominous glare from the other man.

Hm.... interesting..... very interesting man.

“Dude what the hell are you?! Are you a villain?!” Alfred asks the man getting into a defensive position, not really sure of what might happen.

Alfred frozen in place looked up at Ivan. He could feel the heat beginning to rise in his cheeks. "Well I-I was just bored and thought maybe...if you wanted t-to hang out?" Alfred said, now looking down at the floor as if it was the most interesting thing in the world.

[I hope you don't mind :)] While slurping his drink he looks over and sees Russia talking to China. America always had a thing for the bigger country but he never had the guts to tell him.

Ivan was just normally planning what he was going to discuss at the next world meeting when he saw Alfred starring at him. He told Yao to hold on and walked over to the younger nation “Amerika why are you starring at me?”

incomplete list of weird shit sans has done:

put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books

plague papyrus’ life with incidental music

create a self sustaining tornado made of trash

put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp

chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him

teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him

work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations

sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station

stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full

but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.

sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert

write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman

write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume

ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving

break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old

said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”

“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”

come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”

he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute

judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes

the conveniently shaped lamp

when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”

instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain

when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”

whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction

in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person

sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head

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"If you ever feel under pressure or if you don't think your doing a good job or if something doesnt seem right, just give me a call and I'll come and help you out." Alfred smiled, showing off his signature goofy smile he always wears.

Alfred wiped away the tears and looked at Mason. “Yeah I’m fine just remembering some past memories.”

germany and italy have said “i love you” to each other

germany lets italy sleep in his bed naked

germany and italy hug and kiss each other

germany proposed to italy

gerita is not canon

A-am I…? *trying not to cry*

Alfred cheeks become tainted with a light pink dusting, feeling his hair being ruffled by the man. "Thats good then! The hero helped in some way haha!"

Hm.... interesting..... very interesting man.

“Dude what the hell are you?! Are you a villain?!” Alfred asks the man getting into a defensive position, not really sure of what might happen.