No Hope For That Guy

oh woah I guess I was wrong but congratulations to Joel to winning WIld Life.

Theories and Headcannons Pt.30

So finale is going out in around eight hours and yet the pacing of Wildlife leaves many participants as potential winners for the sixth installment of the Life Series. But I'm willing to bet that Tango has the possibility of being the winner of Wild Life.

Being the notorious coward of the Life Series, Tango has managed to place an average placement of 11th across all seasons of the Life Series. But with each progression of the series, each Lifer's skill in PvP, gathering and teaming has drastically improved over the three years since Third Life.

This is especially prevelent with Tango with his cowardly stratagies that allow him to avoid conflict until the climax of each season but it's different in Wild Life. With the two major teams of the Extended Family and the G's, the Tough Guys that include Bdubs, Etho and Tango are able to stay out of the sidelines and avoid majority of the conflict due to their red life and relatively peaceful alliances.

Adding on to his avoiding nature, Tango was able evade majority of the server in the previous session of Wild Life just for his green life. So with his avoidance nature and strategic alliance Tango just might be able to achieve first place.

Theoreisiosous and Headcannonous Pt. 13

So before Doc or the other hermits reveal who the ore snatcher was, I want to explain my theory that Etho and Joel or the Boatboys were the real culprits when stealing Doc's deepslate diamond ore.

My reasoning is that Etho being the technical or redstone genius he is, just wants to have some fun poking the goat as he's rarely seen online or posts anymore. And why Joel is also included, is his ability to imitate or emulate the styles and characteristics of other hermits. Take example of him posing as Etho when creating the simplistic statues of different hermits and keeping that facade for a few weeks.

So with this duo, it's possible for both of them to be capable of being the ore snatcher. With Etho's technical genius of swapping the ore with empty deepslate WITHOUT breaking the machinery and Joel's imitative techniques by framing hermits such as Scar as the ore stealer.

But there are some holes or intricacies in this theory that contradict what is considered to be cannon information in Hermitcraft. Some of these being that Etho would be careful or downright avoiding intricate redstone technology and he's being spending less time on Hermitcraft, and that the sneaky or stealthy style of the oresnatcher doesn't match Joel's style of messing with other hermits.

But it's still a theory.

Thank you to at_sage and Swiftflame15 documents on reddit.

(r/HermitCraft)

https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/1dnealn/second_draft_of_ore_snatcher_thing_thoughts/ - at_sage

https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/1dmx7zj/the_master_document_pun_lol/#lightbox - Swiftflame15

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [we are here!!!] OMG it took only 11 months omg soooo productive If you are not familiar - this is desertduo Fish Au comics I did I a while back :"D This chapter is more about Scar and his backstory, and right now he is about to meet the rest of the crew (omg whoo are theyyy) A huge thank you @mayvora for helping with the text! Their part was so great that I had to actually use my brain trying to write something even remotely on the same level because their writing is just insane please check out their works!!

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Okay but for real thank you for reading all that, thank you for still remembering my silly little comics about two 1/4-fish men. I really appreciate every message, reblog, I read everything and It is still overwhelming how positive people are about this stuff. So thank you so much really. Usually I am too tired to react or respond for the most part (and after that it becomes weird), but i still read and cherish every single comment, they mean the world to me qq thank you so much for sticking around, see you in 2025 <3

Tiny Jayce and Viktor

LOOP

With only two cases of Tall Claims Court so far in Hermitcraft Season 10, the ore snatcher or ore snatchers has been narrowed down to potential subjects between thirteen (excluding Doc) out of the 25 current hermits in Hermitcraft. We were revealed that under the oath, Cub has "strong reason to believe that the ore snatcher is in this room right now." From this statement we can narrow down the suspect or suspect(s) to Bdubs, False, Cleo, Ren, Joehills, Cub, Joel, xB, Beef, Keralis, Jevin, Mumbo and Scar.

Back in August, multiple clues were given by the supposed original Ore-Snatcher revealling that there were multiple ore-snatchers impostering to possibley enrage Doc once more. These clues being:

I return from holidays and find imposters $

Sorry GOAT... We put them back. Thank you for the fun!

Laters GOAT. I have new targets now $

All put on seperate warped wooden signs with the only distinguishable facts being their return from a break or vacation and the signiture use of "$" as the Glitcher. This results in leading theories from the community of Hermitcraft and Doc himself suspecting Cub who until December, declared himself not "the Ore-snatcher".

So this leads to now where until four days ago a new subreddit post was posted on the Hermitcraft Subreddit where majority of the commentators either speculated it was Cub, a collab between multiple hermits or a title passed between hermits either intentionally or not.

This stacks up with Cub's answer towards him answering "Are you the Ore-snatcher" referring to the singular ore-snatcher that Doc assumes is the only with the word "the" with context referring to a singular person. This can be easily denied under the oath if the Ore Snatcher was a title stated by one person.

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pt 36 thoeries and headcnonnions

https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/1i0sbps/who_really_was_the_ore_snatcher/

https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/1dqcic8/ore_snatcher_main_theories_and_research/

https://www.tumblr.com/elodee/771116180979302400/these-were-sprinkled-between-really-wholesome

[ERROR] Your messages aren't coming through.

it's all so incredibly loud p3 | previous part

Etho | 4:27 PM

cleo

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Etho | 4:28 PM

our math prof a while ago said you, scar, and joel dropped out?

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Etho | 4:30 PM

jimmy also said you didn’t meet him to do your guy’s floral arrangement assignment a while ago

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Etho | 4:35 PM

i know this isn't coming through to you

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Etho | 4:35 PM

but god i wish it did

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Etho | 4:35 PM

please reply soon?

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[October 9th]

Etho | 6:04 PM

hey cleo

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Etho | 6:04 PM

lizzie and grian talked a while ago

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Etho | 6:05 PM

on my and grian's behalf, sorry about your parents

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Etho | 6:05 PM

and the whole complications that brought along

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Etho | 6:06 PM

heirs to the company, huh? big deal

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Etho | 6:06 PM

no wonder you three went for your courses

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Etho | 6:06 PM

can imagine scar's excitement and joel's dismay haha

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Etho | 6:10 PM

we still miss yall, yknow?

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Etho | 6:10 PM

grian and i miss you

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Etho | 6:10 PM

and your cooking

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Typing...

i miss you and

your sarcasm

your smile

your laugh

the moments you allow me to hug you

i love you

i miss you and i love you

i miss you

you're probably busy

Etho | 6:17 PM

you're probably busy with everything going on

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Typing...

don't see a reason why you have to block me though

or grian

or anyone else, really

what's going on?

why couldn't you explain yourself?

why does joel still have contact to lizzie?

"Etho?"

Etho snaps his head up, seeing a concerned Grian standing in front of him, arms crossed. "What are you mad about?"

"I'm not mad?" Etho replies, scrunching his brows.

"Then why are you frustrated?" Grian joins him on the couch, looking over his phone.

"Hey!"

"I see..." Grian sighs.

Typing...

i just

Etho | 6:24 PM

i just really hope you're doing alright

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"I hope they're alright too," whispered Grian, leaning back.

Etho closes his eyes, and for a second, he can pretend Cleo and the rest are still with them.

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"Etho?" Grian knocks on his open bedroom door, "There are people outside, and I don't want to face them alone."

Marking his book, Etho asks "People we know?"

"Absolutely not."

An uneasy feeling settles in Etho's stomach, and he can tell Grian's feeling the same.

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[October 11th]

Etho | 3:58 PM

your uncle and some other guys dropped by asking for you and the other two

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Etho | 3:59 PM

said they don't know where yall are and they really need to talk to you guys about family matters

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Etho | 3:59 PM

they also looked REALLY anonyed when grian and i said we didn't know where you guys went

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Etho | 3:59 PM

is this why you blocked us?

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Etho | 4:00 PM

i guess we can't lie about where you guys arw in this scenario

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Etho | 4:00 PM

but we would lie for you three

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Etho | 4:00 PM

heck we'd go through anything for you guys

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Etho | 4:00 PM

we're your friends

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and i

love you

care for you

worry about you a lot

and i

Etho | 4:01 PM

will say that they all looked tough

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Etho | 4:01 PM

can absolutely beat me and grian easily in a fistfight

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Etho | 4:01 PM

did you know they tried bribing us too?

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Etho | 4:02 PM

where are you three?

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“Cleo wanted to hand this to you, Etho.”

Etho and Grian perk up, looking at Lizzie holding up a red rose and an envelope.

“Where is she?” Etho asks, sharing a hopeful glance with Grian.

“Somewhere out there, still sorting out family feuds,” Lizzie replies. “And before you guys ask, I still haven’t seen her nor Scar, not even Joel, ever since they left.”

“Then how did you get their message?”

“Letters. This one’s for you.”

Etho takes the rose and envelope carefully, minding the thorns.

"Thank you, Lizzie."

She gives a small smile, then turns to walk away towards Pearl, presumably to their dorm.

"Oh," Lizzie calls out last second, "Happy Birthday."

Etho thanks her, and they split off.

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[November 3rd]

Etho | 12:43 AM

so i found your old notes on flower meanings while grian and i searched your room

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Etho | 12:43 AM

we cried of laughter from your list of flowers to give to make enemies, by the way

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Etho | 12:44 AM

and there are some notes here on what flowers you assigned to other people

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Etho | 12:44 AM

including me and grian

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Etho | 12:56 AM

a red rose for me, really?

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Etho | 12:57 AM

what’s that supposed to mean?

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~

“Red roses mean I love you.”

They’re leaning on the fence of a private flower field, one they’re not supposed to be in. A short distance from them stand Jimmy and Joel, arguing about something absolutely mundane again.

“I love you?” Etho laughs. “Can’t see you using that. Ever.”

Cleo laughs back, elbowing him. “I might.”

Turning his eyes to the other, Etho raises a brow. “You?”

“Mhm,” Cleo bites back a smile. “I know I'm a pain in the ass, but I still wouldn’t mind having someone to live out my days with, y’know?”

“So you’ll give them a red rose?”

“Yes. Every year on their birthday.”

“Without fail?”

“Zero failures.”

Etho shakes his head, “Huh, they must be really lucky.”

Cleo snorts, sounding unsure, “Yeah, sure they are.”

~

Etho | 1:04 AM

i love you too

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Etho | 1:05 AM

i’ll wait on that rose you’ll give in person

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A/N: well this took way longer than expected... then again, am just writing this for fun

spoiler alert !!

cletho's aro spec, but at this point, they haven't realized it yet bc it's there first times falling :] i was kinda conflicted about how to handle their relationship in the story but now i'm like, "yeah they're SO aro coded."

expect them navigating that eventually, but for now, it's angst :')

break like an artist.

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a collab between me and @slashmagpie for hermitadaymay's Solstice Social Collaborative Event! make sure to check out magpie's amazing fic for this too :D

(alternate ver under the cut)

Hi psycho one hundreds I'm alive have my boys I love them very much

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