Theories And Headcannons Pt. 19

smek 🩷

[Prologue] [Ch1] [Ch2] [Ch3] [Ch4] [Ch5] [Ch6] [Ch7] [Ch???]

Disclaimer, don’t just remove green crabs from the wild unless you checked local regulations about invasive species first o7

In which etho embarrasses himself. This chapter wasn’t apart of my original plan, but it’s the most personal to me. This is obviously a very silly and light chapter, the next one will be neither of those lol…. i don’t have much to add, it was nice to finally draw gem again and grian was there too i guess. also 40+ pages is wild

NOTICE

So there's been an inconsistency of weekly theories and headcannons this past month from me and there are a few contributing factors that's stopping me from posting these weekly drafts.

Procrastination. Writing has never been one of my strengths and even with esssay-type styles I still struggle in stringing words and phrases to become coherent and understandable

Education. Assestments and assignments have consumed majority of my time through just studying.

Writer's block and inspiration. With the latest releases of these weekly theories mainly based around Hermitcraft, and the beginning entries being centred around the Life Series, it's slightly harder to find content and commentate and annotate on it. Writer's block also plays an important in the delay of these posts with my brain knowing what to write but not able to just spew these ideas into comprehensiable words

But things are getting better, I've begun rewatching the Life Series and have some ideas half-baked in my mind and with the next rendition of the Life Series expected to come soon, there willl most likely be more theories and headcannons to come. But for now, I would like to recover for a few more weeks and be sure I'll come back soon. Thank you for llstening to my ramblings for more than 20 weeks.

a quick reminder for hermitblr/trafficblr to please tag your ship content properly.

it's basic respect to make sure ships can be easily avoided; not just for content creators who might stumble across them but your fellow fans who simply don't want to see it.

the catch all tags are #hermitshipping and #trafficshipping respectively. also many duos have a separate ship name for more specific filtering so please keep them separate and don't crosstag.

some examples off the top of my head:

treebark vs renchanting

gempearl vs shinyduo

scarian vs desert duo

if you're unsure, a lot of ship names follow general ship name principles [aka smushing names together] (mumscarian, grumbo, smalletho, etc) while duo names are silly and tend to apply to an existing alliance (the buttercups, waffle duo, boat boys, etc). there isn't a universal naming system though so i recommend checking the tags yourself.

and as always remember the wise words of the one and only zombiecleo:

[Pt 1] [Pt 2] [Pt 3] [Pt 4] [Pt 5] [Pt 6] [Pt 7] [Don’t Let it Reach the Heart]

Doc and Xisuma despairingly endure the fallout of Etho’s violent boot up at the dawn of a new season—but only barely.

[This fic concludes the Destruction short comic series, which follows the chaos and panic that erupts after Doc and Xisuma try to get Etho back online at the start of Hermitcraft Season 9 after a very rough Season 8 finale leaves him glitched and broken. The comic is set to Joywave's Destruction, but this fic is inspired loosely by Overwerk and Jordan Macdonald’s Feedback and Bassea’s fever dreams / by your side.]

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

hey i like this guy

transparent version for funsies and potential pfp usage for anyone (credit if you do)

Theories and Headcannons Pt.11

So this theory is basically how Real Life is Third Life created by the Watchers as a punishment for Grian and his group of friends or the other contestants.

After the success of the previous Life Series games that provived enough pain, anguish and drama to satisfy the Watchers, they decided to create a rendition of Third Life to torture Grian once again as afterall by lore standards, it was Grian who first created Third Life.

The twist the Watchers decided to implace onto Real Life where to incoporate compeititors such as Pearl who had a persona who would be easily influenced by bloodlust and dispose of the competitors that they had deemed too weak or ineffecient. This was all done in an attempt to replicate the feeling of torture and anguish at Grian and the other original contestants during Third Life.

But this ultimately failed as Real Life ended quickly through the combined efforts of the contestants crowning Cleo as the new victor. Completing the sextet of winners all linked together through their soul-link bonds. And having the Watchers fail in their endeavour to replecate Third Life as another death game punishment.

secret Santa for my friend osprey!! Let’s hope they don’t have tumblr so they don’t see this before jan 1st lmao