Nice

A little prompt that can be artistically interpreted however you like with any ship that strikes your fancy:

I present to you, slow-dancing in the kitchen.

Aksjdjsisj here you go Anon! Sorry it took so long! I decided to go with Chloalya, just because I’ve never drawn them before. (And yes, this is now part of my new AU in progress. :D)

Feel free to send me an ask for a doodle or shirt fic! (Link.)

Things that Jason Todd has pretended to be for the sake of the media (since he’s legally dead)

The family’s bodyguard

Paparazzi

Damian’s nanny

That’s his favorite cover because it infuriates Damian

Duke’s twin brother

Jason: ‘It’s fraternal I swear’

Duke:

The press:

Duke: ‘...yep’

Their live-in gardener

To keep up appearances he goes out into the garden with huge trimmers and Alfred hauls his ass back inside before he decapitates a bush

Bruce’s long lost child from an affair

The press eats this up

Damian immediately takes to Twitter to subdue the rumors because he doesn’t want anyone thinking that he’s biologically related to Jason

‘Tason Jodd’

An escapee from Arkham asylum

This backfires when everyone freaks out and calls batman and Bruce has to leave, come back in the suit, pretend to subdue Jason and then release him once they’re out of sight

‘I mean I did technically do a stint in Arkham so I wasn’t lying’

Steph calls him bae ONE TIME and all of a sudden everyone thinks they’re dating

They stamp out the rumors when Jason posts a photo of him and Roy kissing on his Instagram @undeadjasontodd

He frequently flat out says that he’s Jason Todd but nobody believes him

nino, chloe, and adrien out on the town for the day *phone rings* "we have your wives" "good luck" "wait wha-" *click* *cue marinette throwing a grown man like a bag of flour, alya's already hacked their tech (picked up a few tips from max), and they never did check kagami's heels for her daggers*

They’re gonna need it.

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

turned into a moth man after mom disappeared and now is having an affair with a pigeon man and a peacock lady while fighting me every other day

Here’s Serpent, from my Miraculous Serpent AU! Feel free to ask anything you’d like!

An AU where Stoneheart’s akuma doesn’t multiply, thanks to Lady Bunnyx!

Please lmk if you want to hear more of this AU!

Comment if you want to be added to the tag list for it, please!

Sometimes the secret identities on this show really hit me hard. Like I can't believe there was an episode where Marinette blindfolded a terrified Adrien Agreste and flew him around like a kite on her yo-yo. I can't believe Mayura stood up to Audrey Bourgeois for Ladybug, and then Hawk Moth complimented Ladybug's skill and Cat Noir offered to model for her. I can't believe Gabriel Agreste allowed the mayor of Paris to turn his son into a cat. I can't believe Cat Noir threw a bangin' party in Hawk Moth's house and Ladybug snuck in with a ridiculous disguise

Would be funny if when felix and lila replace gabe and nathalie the peacock is broken all over again leaving them in a similar situation as their predecessors. only lila does not give a shit about felixs condition. he goes into a coughing fit and says "i think im dying" and lila just looks at him and is like "god i hope so."

Marinette post-having her Miraculous taken in my Serpent AU!