Me, Whose Mom Has A Corn Allergy: Ah, Yes, The Cleansing Of The Corn

Okay so it’s 1am and I SHOULD be asleep but instead have this, curtousy of my idiot, sleep-deprived brain

(Probably a fic soon to follow)

my biggest problem with luka is that every time he plays his electric guitar, there is no amp in sight. it’s not plugged into anything and it still makes noise. 

i cannot stress enough how much electric guitars do not make an electric guitar sound when they’re not plugged in. this implies that either:

1. luka just makes guitar noises with his mouth when he strums and everyone is too polite to say anything, or

2. luka’s guitar is actually battery-powered and this whole time he’s been rocking one of these bad boys

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline:1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline:1-800-784-8433

LifeLine:1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support:1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline:1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault:1-800-656-4673

Grief Support:1-650-321-5272

Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale:After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse:1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem):08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information):0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support:0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders):08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care:08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs):0800776600

Drinkline:0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales:0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland:08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline:00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline:022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada):1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina:54-0223-493-0430

Australia:13-11-14

Austria:01-713-3374

Barbados:429-9999

Belgium:106

Botswana:391-1270

Brazil:21-233-9191

China:852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong:2389-2222)

Costa Rica:606-253-5439

Croatia:01-4833-888

Cyprus:357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic:222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark:70-201-201

Egypt:762-1602

Estonia:6-558-088

Finland:040-5032199

France:01-45-39-4000

Germany:0800-181-0721

Greece:1018

Guatemala:502-234-1239

Holland:0900-0767

Honduras:504-237-3623

Hungary:06-80-820-111

Iceland:44-0-8457-90-90-90

India:022 2754 6669

Israel:09-8892333

Italy:06-705-4444

Japan:3-5286-9090

Latvia:6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia:03-756-8144

(Singapore:1-800-221-4444)

Mexico:525-510-2550

Netherlands:0900-0767

New Zealand:4-473-9739

New Guinea:675-326-0011

Nicaragua:505-268-6171

Norway:47-815-33-300

Philippines:02-896-9191

Poland:52-70-000

Portugal:239-72-10-10

Russia:8-20-222-82-10

Spain:91-459-00-50

South Africa:0861-322-322

South Korea:2-715-8600

Sweden:031-711-2400

Switzerland:143

Taiwan:0800-788-995

Thailand:02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago:868-645-2800

Ukraine:0487-327715

We stan Kagami here!!!

How could you hide this in the tags, OP

bruce calling up clark in the middle of the night: listen bruv, if you had the chance would you date me?

clark: yeah ofcourse dude 100%

bruce: thanks, bro, i'll pick you up at 7

Please send requests in my asks for doodles or short oneshots of pretty much any Miraculous ship, especially the following!!! (Note: This list will be updated as time goes on.)

Edit: I will also do chicken nugget pfp’s of any miraculous holder!

Edit 2: I’m now including just heroes, too! And heroes/redesigns from my AUs! You can also ask about a specific character in a specific AU :)

Alyanette

Chlogami

Adrino

Marigami/Kagaminette

Adri(e)nette

Adrigaminette

Marichat

Ladynoir

DJWifi

ot4

Chloalya

Snekmouse

Ninette

Ninogaminette

Sechuran AU:

Ninette

Lukadrigami

Sechuran (fox!Mari)

CD (ladybug!Nino)

Kuro Neko AU:

Kuro Neko (black cat!Kagami)

Serpent AU:

Serpent (snake!Lila)

Honey Bee (bee!Mari)

Bruce Wayne seen ushering Duke between sunny areas, according to the Duke photosynthesis headcanon

Bruce Wayne seen insulting Kathy’s brownies at the PTA meeting because she made bigoted comments about Damian

Bruce Wayne spotted taking classes in Spanish, Arabic, Romanian, and ASL, to make sure he can speak with his kids in whatever language is easiest for them when they’re having a bad day

No cops at pride just Bruce Wayne, the overprotective, loving dad, making sure his kids are safe and threatening bigots 😌💕

Ok Brucie Wayne but borderline Mrs. Benson

Bruce Wayne seen meticulously rubbing 2 brands of sunscreen on his kids skin

Bruce Wayne seen at the skate park watching his son, Tim, who has knee pads, elbow pads, a chin guard, and a helmet

Bruce seen holding Jason and Dick’s hands (simultaneously) while they cross the crosswalk (yes they’re both adults)

Bruce seen freaking at the park when Damian skins his knee. He then proceeds to spay it down with Neo Sporan, liquid bandage, and smacks a unicorn bandaid on top

Bruce Wayne spotted cutting up his children’s food

Bruce Wayne seen casually inspecting his kids for injuries at random times

Animaestro, a summary

A drawing of Mari for another AU of mine!

I’m still deciding on a name, but I think it’s going to be called the Imbalance AU.

There’s a lot there, but the name is because there’s an imbalance between creative and destructive energy, which has all sorts of different effects — one of which being that there is no true black cat due to the major excess of destructive energy already in the world.

Mari gets the butterfly in this, by the way :)