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=== today === April 24, 2025: Happy Birthday to the Hubble Space Telescope! === a few days ago === April 20, 2025: Happy Birthday to the Jupiter ICy Moons Explorer!!!

ESA (juice people) HAS A MASCOT?? AND ITS A SILLY LITTLE CIRCLE GUY ? ?

AHHHHHH LOOK AT THEM MAN,, I WOULD LIKE DIE FOR THIS ALIEN??chat why didnt anyone tell me about this guy earlier 💔 ugh they are so cute DRAWING THEM RIGHTnow

hi Guys?! so like what if the james webb space telescope was in 17776 ? what would their relationship be with the hubble space telescope in that universe

im thinking like. maybe the trope where like. they talk shit to each other but around other people they’re like “yeah hubble/webb is pretty goated” and “are you really trying to insult my bro. only i can do that” ,,,, like siblings idk..

or maybe they’re like best friends or sm, whenever one takes an image the other is like “HOLY SHIT this is so cool!!”

or maybe it would be more like a one sided thing (then hubble is the guy who doesn’t rlly gaf)

webb could be the self absorbed guy nobody likes that always talks about taking superior images, while hubble js tries to watch the damn football game

or, webb looking up to hubble, like, a lot, despite getting more praise and stuff. hubble is past the um. attention and glory, sees webb as equal/better

IDK!! I CAN’T DECIDE ANYTHING FOR MYSELF!!

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Please, read 17776 written by Jon Bois. I don't like football, and yet this was one of the most profound experiences of my life. I promise you, it's so much more than just football.

Happy 35th birthday to the Hubble Soace telescope. This NASA webpage gives us the opportunity to see one image from each of the 35 years.

got obsessed with the space telescopes for a lil while hehehe. revamped my designs for jwst and hst and tried my hand at designing some of the other "great observatories" as well! i like to think hubble, spitzer, and chandra are all siblings (and james is just kinda crashing the party here).

some extra thoughts under the readmore

so theres four great observatories, but the fourth, compton, was purposefully de-orbited and burnt up in the atmosphere. haven't designed her yet, but her death haunts the other space telescopes a lot hehe.

hubble was the first of the siblings to be launched, with compton launching shortly afterwards. they were pretty close before her eventual demise. unfortunately her death and chandra's launch sort of overlapped, so hubble and chandra's initial relationship was heavily strained by the grief hubble was feeling.

theyre doing alright nowadays, but its still kind of a sore subject. this is especially true because hubble fears he may share the same fate in a couple years. with the lack of funding and his failing systems, it's very likely he may be de-orbited as well.

HI GUYS AND HAPPY HUBBLE DAY!!! longest 3 days ever waiting for my goat to turn 35. happy birthday, hubble

i love hubble so much bro i keep learning random facts about hubble that are so cool and im like “oh my god hubble you are so cool!!” and then start crying into my pillow,,, i would very much like to see more him in 20021 💔

HI EVERYONE HAPPY BELATED JUICE DAY (2 days late? sorry chat)

heh 2nd post ever i think im getting the hang of thiss tumblr thinggggg,,, but sm i dont get is why do ppl use tags 2 say some stuff ? is it like a “p.s.” kinda thing people do in letters or do u just do it cause it looks cool?? ahhh whatver maby some thing better left unanswerd

observing creatures of play

i changed their designs like 3 times while drawing this shit. dont do this. i still dont even know what color palette i want for them

GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON GUYS!! i am going to dump some doodles of my favorite hyperfixations

bro why cant 17776 be real why can’t tmbd be real (dead on the floor)