Been Bored So I Drew A Skeleton

My damn brain did this stupid joke instead of listening to the fucking lecture. I'm pissed and proud at the same time

[in case you can't read the dialogue: "to be or not be..." "...This is the question"]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

I didn't see the t... I thought u were sleeping

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I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

SPOOKY BOIS REJOICE

that Spider-Man pointing meme but it’s every plague doctor that exists on any social media ever. Including Reddit and Twitter. And it’s in a huge clearing and the only people witnessing it are two gays sitting in the trees wondering what kind of satanic ritual they’re witnessing

For Real, there is no way this isn't cake anon

can i interest u in a box of friend??

It's time to get spooky

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

Nature is getting better , it's healing

write to have fun

that's it. that's all the advice for tonight. just have fun. i PROMISE you, your readers will know. they can suss it out. fun writing vs chore writing. like bloodhounds following a scent. and you know what everybody prefers doing over chores? having fun.

write for fun. write to have fun. you're your main audience anyway. indulge your tropes. or subvert them. kill your darlings or wrap them in fluff. doesn't matter. write what makes you happy. this is for you, first and foremost, so just have fun with it.