Attacking Bagn0!

character attack for @zero1qn2 !

I think a cleric of a god of fire would definetly like those fire drinks

Maybe a cyborg/borg one?

day 1074

#how did the robbers steal a wizard? #I mean I get that they don't have much health #but to just make the wizard disappear? #they must have hid him in a magic hat or smth

i think i will cause problems on purpose

Friendly reminder that you don't have to get your chores/other stuff you need to do done all at once. Fold a few pieces of laundry at a time if it helps. Do dishes until you're too tired of standing. Write one page of your big paper. Etc. Done (eventually) or partially done is better than being overwhelmed and making no progress.

My boi! That's my boi!!!

Plague doctor bird!

Attack on @bryglazyartist

Honk!

So apparently there is a con happening near where I live and they allow you to change the image on the entry ticket...

Yeeeeah my goblin brain will make me broke

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.