Please

It's Early (Where I Am) But Hear Me Out...

If the Sun and Moon Show cast had code names, they would be as follows (or at least, my head cannons):

Sun: Cat Daddy

Moon: Aroace in Space

Earth: Captain Planet

Lunar: Overpowered Jumping Bean

Solar: Sad Mechanic

Jack: Jack be Lethal

Eclipse: The Better Afton

I'm not sure about Eclipse's name. I might go edit it later.

That is all.

IT'S OFFICIAL

SUN HAS A BABY!!

🎉🎉💖💖

Dialogue Thing #1

"Hey, there...did it hurt?"

"Did...what hurt?"

"..."

"You forgot the second half of the pickup line, didn't you?"

"... Can I try again?"

Dialogue Thing #10

"Don't worry, guys, I have an ace up my sleeve!!"

"...Well?"

"It's me."

"..."

"I am the ace up my sleeve."

"..."

"..." : D

"We're screwed."

okay so yeah this short is very obviously poking fun at fans and fandom at large but also. aside from being a stereotypical fangirl. emberlynn is also very, very similar to early-episodes stolas.

i mean. the immediate sexualization of their first encounter (or at least, first encounter as adults)

the pose.

the nickname.

the obvious projection of submissive sexual fantasies.

the over-reliance on fiction to inform their sexual expectations.

and, yes, the harassment at work.

i feel like maybe this short was also speaking to some fans who don't quite get how blitzo didn't see stolas' feelings as genuine. this is how. embrlynn and stolas aren't exactly the same, but they have some (i believe, intentional) similarities, and i think this short makes it clear how fetishized their actions made blitzo feel.

don't get me wrong. there are differences. and it's clear by now that stolas and blitzo have genuine feelings for each other. but this is an aspect that i think a lot of fans missed and need to see more clearly.

Dialogue Thing #3

"All right, that's it! You're getting in the time-out hole!"

"That... that's just a bathtu-"

"GET IN THE HOLE!!"

So nice to see Solar has 100% embraced the role of being a single father

Okay, I got another idea!

In preparation for seeing Inside Out 2 tomorrow (NO SPOILERS PLEASE EVEN IF IT'S BAD), I watched the first movie and came up with ideas as to what the SAMS cast would be if they were emotions.

For starters, I think Sun would definitely be disgust because he is the sass master. Master of Sass. Sassy Sun (Okay, I'll stop now.) Either that or fear for... obvious reasons.

I would say Moon would be anger, but that would be a disservice to his efforts to change. I'll say Nexus is though, since...yeah.

I think Lunar would be joy, but only because he's usually upbeat, even when he's not okay.

And Earth would be sadness because she helps people work through hard feelings. Though, it's not hard to picture her as Joy.

Okay, thanks for listening to my nonsensical rant. If the Time Police asks, I was never here.

This is cute <3

Until you came along

Chapter 1/?