Tifa: Oh No, I Hope To Escape By A Vampire Man Never To Escape By A Red Short Hair Girl

Jaune: RUBY WHAT THE FUCK?!

Ruby: Im sorry! It Felt so good but i feel so much... Regret at The same time.

Ren: That's what we call post nut Clarity, Ruby. That's why we do It in private places for no one sees what we Shame so much!

Nora: So you regret doing me?

Ren: Correction. We only feel The Post Nut Clarity after The Fondling.

Ruby: So If i dont want to feel The Clarity... I must fuck?

Weiss: OR JUST NOT FONDLE SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK, RUBY!

Switch au

team rwby somehow manages to switch bodies with jnpr and im not explaining how or why

Jaune = ruby

Nora = yang

Ren = blake

Weiss = pyrrha

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*

I have 3 guides resuming major points of this cursed fic lore, and im doing part 4 as a big resume of the fic itself. So dont worry, my friend, you wont need to suffer like me who read all 48 Chapters of it.

Ever read Lily's Star Wars fanfic The Sith Resurgence before?

...yes, I'm working on it...

After seeing this post from Mikaila, im now thinking she and Lily just fucking hate Arcane and are trying to spread shit to make People hate it too.

No joke this was my reaction reading this shit

Juste: *Locking the door behind him, trying to put heavy stuff on it*

Yotsuba: What are you doing?

Juste: Nino is mad.

Yotsuba: What?

Nino: *Trying to open the door* JUSTE BELMONT! YOU ATE MY PUDDING!

Juste: I didnt knew it was yours!

Nino: IT HAD MY NAME ON IT, YOU LIAR!

Yotsuba: Why are you praying?

Juste: So God give the mercy on me dying faster-

Future Story to come, by me:

GOTOUBUN NO CASTLEVANIA HANAYOME: The Quintessential Castlevania Quintuplets

Synopsis: After defeating Dracula Wraith in 1748, the Vampire Hunter Juste Belmont got himself sent by a powerful spell to another timeline on the year of 2018, where not only he ends up in Japan but also in the Nakano family building. Now trying to find a way back to his timeline, Juste must also protect the Nakano family from the dangers that surrounds them.

Soon to come, on this same tumblr

Questions and curiosities, my askbox is open.

Brazilian Dubbing and Characters who have the same Voice as them in the Brazilian Dub

The Owl House Edition

Part 2

5-Amity

6-Willow

7-Gus

8-Hunter

Honorable mention

But i do!

Bet you won't give Jaune Rex-Splode's death from Invincible

You're so right. I don't like Invincible.

Moron

What?

How did you manage to find videos instead of an online copy there are tons of resources online to read it for free.

Im from Brazil, thats why i got trouble. Trying to find the copy here with the fucking Copyright system that is imposed on us...

I just wanted to read it in my native language. Seriously, they take down EVERY. SINGLE. SITE. THAT OFFERS TRANSLATED STUFF.