Tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - so.. what's the fear of spiders called again?

arcee: - weakness.

ratchet: - ..arachnophobia.

bulkhead: - common sense!

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - your tattoos look dope, but what do they mean?

wheeljack, grinning: - that i cannot be trusted with two thousand bucks for sure.

greetings!🌌 and nice avatar picture! this is beautiful drawing :>

hey!! ⭐

aww, thank you so much, i'm kinda flattered <3

actually, as you've probably guessed, it's my interpretation of tfp adult!miko. i like to think that although she didn't remain the exact same person when she grown up, she managed to conserve some part of her old self.

it's quite old, but i still like it, hehe

wheeljack: - it's not about if anyone permits me to do that

wheeljack: - it's only about if anyone can prevent me from doing that

knock out, mad at himself, entering the medbay: - i'm just an incredible idiot!

shockwave: - awareness of the problem and an objective evaluation of its scale are 50% of its solution.

tfp!human!au:

how the 1st episode should have started

ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?

optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.

ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?

no one:

vehicons: - if we combine our powers, we can be even more useless than we are individually

tfp!human!au

ultra magnus: *drinks his third coffee in a morning and prepares for the roll call after returning from the night duty*

smokescreen: — uh.. sir, are you sure you're alr-

ultra magnus: *cleares his throat*

ultra magnus: — those who are absent, raise your hands!

arcee: - i have two pieces of news.

optimus: - in such a case, please, start with a good one.

arcee: - who told you that there was a good one?

tfp!human!au:

after new year's party

bulkhead: - get up, it's 6 o'clock already!

smokescreen: - already? ohh, alright, guess i'll skip my morning training today..

bulkhead:

bulkhead: - no, i mean, it's 6 p.m.