When You’re A Sopping Wet Pathetic Dragon And You’re Handling Your Divorce From Your Twink Wife Horribly

I’ve been thinking abt Tianlang Jun and Shen Jiu lately

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

Here have some incredibly lossy 64 colour limited Sunday gifs from the web event

Argenti is a theater kid I can't 😭

“Child, state your name.”

He’s shivering, his clothes tattered and burnt beyond repair, shuriken scattered across the forest he was ambushed in. His eyes can barely open but he knows the man in front of him saved his life—and somewhere deep in his soul, his chakra whispers that he will not be harmed.

“Sasuke,” he utters, trying to stand up but failing. Instead, he cranes his head upwards and ignores the ache that travels down from his forehead to his neck. And he sees…

A dead man.

The apparition scowls at him, nudging his bruised back with his foot and lets out a judgemental, almost exasperated huff.

The last strings of consciousness are snapped as his eyes roll to the back of his head. He must be in Hell, is the final thing he tells himself.

At the Wave mission, Sasuke still jumps in front of Haku's attack aimed at Naruto but instead of waking up to his teammates, he finds himself misplaced in time, as one does. Weird things have happened in Sasuke’s life before—but staring up at a man whose hairstyle looks exactly like Madara Uchiha’s with Sharingan eyes threateningly swirling at him has now reached the top of his list.

most morally dubious nameless

My "if the Uchihas had a kinda okay upbringing and some of them live because I LIKE THEM" AU

Obito has to babysit Grandpa Madara because even though he is literally older than the village, he still gets up to shenanigans.

Sasuke is happy and normal because now he has family in his life. Itachi is happy because he’s got his brother and his best friend.

Give me a moment to go cry in the corner.

tartaglia tiktok era

i too would listen to sunday yapping for hours (c)