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Just a few scenarios I dreamed up involving characters that didn’t make it into Injustice 2.
VS Deathstroke Introductions D: Well, well, if it isn't my... protege. T: Well, well, if it isn't Daddy Deathstroke. D: You were such a good study.
T: Oh, good, it's the limp fish. D: Nothing personal, but you're a liability. T: Why? Don't want me to spread it around?
T: I don't want anything to do with you. D: You have no idea what you want. T: I'll start with your head on a spike.
T: Oh, look, my teenage mistakes all in one place. D: I showed you what you could be. T: Yeah, but could you have shown me a more exciting time?
T: Garfield was right about you. The whole time. D: Ah, but is he right about you? T: ...You go to Hell.
Clashes D: So what hole'd you crawl out of? T: The one I dug myself! D: I taught you everything, brat. T: Hey, Mr. WIIILSON! This is how you PUNCTURE someone! D: I'm hard to kill. T: Hard to get rid of, anyway. T: I'm nothing like you. D: Not in the good ways. T: I'm DONE with you, Slade! D: You act like a hunted animal. VS Cyborg Introductions C: Man, if it isn't just a parade of unexpected faces. T: What, you see any other ghosts of your past? C: If I didn't know better, I'd say you look a little green.
T: Well, look who's outta the hospital! C: Don't pretend you care, witch. T: Hey, I care! Wasn't even gonna mention that new car smell.
Clashes T: Tell me where you saw Garfield! C: What, the ex got you all hot and bothered? C: Do you know why he did this to me? T: I bet you got in Garfield's way.
VS Raven Introductions T: Oh, look who it is, the one-woman pity-party. R: The advice of loved ones should not be cast aside so lightly. T: Ugh. Why does Gar care so much about your opinion?
T: Wow, and people called me a traitor. R: You mock only because you do not comprehend. T: Chicken Soup called! They want their sob story back.
Clash R: You broke Garfield's heart. T: You should let him off the leash./Oh, so he's "Garfield", now? T: Not so sexy on the inside, are you? R: I will carve out your tongue!
VS Dr. Fate Introductions F: Wherefore does the Princess of Perdition step into the domain of Fate? R: Order is order, regardless of the binding. F: Trigon's fickleness has caused untold disaster.
R: You know of the Changeling's and Terra's arrival. Speak. F: The fault lines of reality are shifting. R: I see why Gar hates it when I don't give a straight answer.
R: You will yield your secrets to me, willingly or otherwise. F: You know nothing of my arts. You cannot hope to defeat me. R: I'm a quick study.
Clashes F: The cosmos must have order! R: Then we have no quarrel. F: The lords of order speak true. R: Not even you believe that. R: Give me the knowledge I require. F: I do not serve tyrants. R: So the helmet feeds more lies to you? F: You know nothing of these matters!
VS Changeling Introductions R: You-- you're alive? C: Surprised to see me, Rae? R: No. Illusion or Delusion, you shouldn't be here.
R: So there is some truth to your story. C: Don't worry, it weirds me out, too. R: **giggles** It does my heart good to see you, Garfield Logan.
C: So, do I pass the Official Titan Test? R: I see naught but doom in you. C: 'Course you do, Rae. I'm a Patrolman, too.
C: So you never mentioned you were living with your Dad again. R: Your safety is guaranteed here. I mean it. C: Enough to fight him if you have to?
R: So. I see you reject my hospitality. C: The fancy cell in Castle Trigon was nice, but I'm homesick. R: Garfield, I cannot allow you to confront her.
Clashes C: Loser buys lunch? R: Are you ever serious? R: Forever putting your head into the lion's jaws. C: Too bad for the lions, huh? C: Our line of work is always dangerous. R: I will not abide the loss of another friend. R: I can't lose anyone else! I won't! C: Raven, I've got to go now! R: You can't leave! NOT AGAIN! C: I'm gonna miss you, too, Rae.
VS Cyborg Introductions Cy: You, there! Freeze! I order you to back it up! Ch: Whoa, chill! What's wrong? Cy: You're wearing a dead man's face.
Ch: Wow. You guys are serious about this Regime thing. Cy: I know it's not easy to understand, Gar. Ch: The only thing I don't get is how you're the good guys.
Ch: You just got outta the hospital, Vic. Cy: None of this woulda happened if you hadn't broken out. Ch: I've got bigger worries than the New World Order.
Clashes Cy: You've got some explainin' to do. Ch: Wish I could, Victor. Ch: Why can't you leave it alone? Cy: You wouldn't come peacefully! Ch: You gotta understand this ain't personal. Cy: It feels pretty damn personal.
VS Atrocitus Introductions A: You'd make a fine addition to the Corps. C: I've already served with two outfits. Three just seems greedy. A: Ahh, then I must be imagining Nekron's influence.
Clashes A: You reek of the unliving. C: I could really use a shower.
VS Mento Introductions M: So you've finally come back to the Patrol. Must be looking for some real action. C: I certainly didn't come back for the memories. M: Heh. It's certainly been gloomy without you.
C: The gauntlets are new. Something to balance the helmet? M: And what's wrong with the helmet? C: Oh, my God, Dad.
M: Things have changed since you've been gone. C: I... I heard I have a sister, now. She a good kid? M: Holly adores your every story.
C: It's weird to think I got my start here. M: You were wasted on the Titans. C: Heh. Didn't know you cared.
M: And when were you going to tell me? C: I was hoping I wouldn't ever have to. M: I'm your father. I know when you're lying to me.
Clashes M: You have no DISCIPLINE! C: YOU HAVE NO HEART! M: How can you expect to save the world? C: I just want it to be worth saving! M: If you have a job to do, then DO IT! C: You say that like it's easy! C: Would you just LAY OFF? M: Get your head in the game! C: I'm not afraid of dying! M: Because you're Doom Patrol!
VS Terra Introductions T: Don't try to stop me, Logan. It won't work. C: Sheesh, what's gotten INTO you? T: They call it a heart of stone.
T: Doctor, doctor! I feel the madness coming back! C: Cut the crap, Tara. You know exactly what you're doing. T: God, you would've been so good at roleplay.
C: If you don't stop, people are going to get hurt. T: It was 'people' who ruined my life, Garfield! C: You can stop this before it gets worse, Tara!
T: Why? Why are you so persistent? C: Time's up, Tara. We've got to go. T: I am not going back. You can't make me!
T: What kind of animal can come back to life? C: I made the arrangement to bring you back. T: Oh, now I get it! You're just a lapdog.
C: I thought that diamonds were a girl's best friend. T: Not since I created the Lazarite crystals. C: Yeah, thing is, Nekron calls that grand larceny.
Clashes C: Kicking up another fuss, Terra? T: But you know I'm noisy at night! C: I'm begging you, Tara! Stop it! T: God, I love it when you beg. T: I've got the madness in me! **cackle** C: You're not crazy, you're just blind. T: The world won't love you back, Garfield. C: It's not the world I'm worried about. C: It's time to go back, Tara. T: NO! I am not dying again! T: Tell Nekron he can kiss my ass! C: We can tell him together.
VS Black Hand Introductions BH: And what would the Red's orphan child seek of Nekron? C: The opportunity to hunt down a lost soul. BH: To act in service of death? Intriguing.
C: So I get a whole week to get the crystals back, right? BH: Fail to obtain them, and the unliving hordes will follow. C: So that's the catch.
BH: You destroyed the Lazarite crystals! You deceived Nekron! C: He don't know me very well, do he? BH: There will be nothing left of you for Heaven!
Clashes BH: And what drives you to serve Nekron? C: My beasts just want to hunt again. C: So Nekron has no interest in the stones? BH: Nekron’s plans are no concern of yours! C: And I can't ask for help? BH: We thought you a mighty hunter! BH: MONGREL! VERMIN! CUR! C: Ain't I a stinker?
please kill this idea that just because a female character is not physically strong and does not physically fight that her very existence is, by default, a sexist portrayal of women in media.
the “damsel in distress” trope is only harmful when that aspect of the character is all there is to the character. if the writers give attention to her backstory, her feelings, her struggles, and her development, then she’s not a faceless prop just being used for male empowerment. she’s a person. a person who happens to not fight.
there’s nothing wrong with that. and to push this notion that this is somehow bad and wrong and that women should never need saving, even in war and crime fiction, is ludicrous. it swings the pendulum too far in the other direction and creates the problem of only showcasing women who are physically fit, or butch, or masculine.
people come in all shapes, sizes, temperaments, and ideologies. stop worrying about stupid tropes and focus that energy on questioning whether or not a character is actually well-written and cared for by the author instead.
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Man, it’s just a cornucopia of references and animators.
The Mama Luigi Reanimate Collab is finally here!!! View it on YouTube
The Mama Luigi Reanimate Collab! In honor of one of the most famous episodes of the animated DiC classic, Super Mario World, gets a reanimated remix! I am extremely excited and proud to present this collaboration. Over a year in the making, with over 227 participating artists and animators that helped recreate 255 total scenes! This collaboration was organized and brought to you by Andrew Dickman of ElectronicHeroes!
A list of all the participating artists are in this Google Document
Robotics Technology advances.
Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow! Credits: BBC
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