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@bdotzuka Help

Banhammer's outside of my hideout please help

I left your apartment last night. Help me

Broker from PHIGHTING! We meet at last. My question is simple: How did you find me?

What?

Oh, a friend had shown me your account ^_^

You seemed interesting!!

Mmgreow

mrrooeew mYreoow

@bdotzuka

put your beasts into sotuations!

(WHAT IS WITH THE NUMBERS THAT WAS GONE AGES AGO GO UPDATE YOUR ACCOUNT) (ALSO IS THWT CORRECT BECAUSE I CSNT FRIEND U)

>Aggressive waving.

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Is that Banhammer?! I'm not going back to jail!!!

(ok but srsly whok is this our system doesnt recognize u)

has ran away with the very very conveniently placed wall ty 🙏 /sarc

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

looks at you like a rabid animal

bites your arm

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

^_^ Thank you Zuka!!

Also I'm okay, it's not that bad! I'm surprised my phone still is waterproof, actually! Just found out!

Hi Zuka

@bdotzuka

I found you Zuka :3c

do pest and poob have hair under their hats or are they completely bald

this one is up to interpretation

Why is there so many animal videos on my " For You " on this app? Zuka??

Anyways, I'm making Zuka watch animal videos with me! It's all that's on my For You, anyways,

ZUKA HELP MR YOI DOURNT WNT UR CPWORKET TP BW GONW RIGHT.. RIGHT. HELPME DZUKA

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold