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@bdotzuka

I know you're tired of my torment :3c

Buuut, it's funny! Your reaction is silly.

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1 year ago

HIHIHJNNBUIIIHIIHII

hi blankie it's me . jelly. 8754

WAVES WAVS QAVES HIIII

1 year ago

* kills you *

Oh,..

* dies *

1 year ago
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s Say It’s 6.15pm And You’re Going Home (alone Of

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

1 year ago

IS THIS YOU ROCKET. IM GONNA PUT SPIDERS UNDER YOUR BED

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

I shook him too much I think

Don't bring me back to jail!!! :(

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

meow emkoEW meOW i looked at youn two crom the window :)

Wanted To Include Slingshot This Time Around, So I Visited Him When He Was Working For A While. He Plans

Wanted to include Slingshot this time around, so I visited him when he was working for a while. He plans to get the cat for the Café, so people will come visit every now and then. He said it was gonna be like a “mascot” which is interesting! If he did get a cat in the end, Slingshot said he’d name it something stupid.. like meatball. 🪷

Edit: It seems like I can only draw flowers well, not cats. 😅

1 year ago

I CACKLEDBWHEN YOU SSAID THAT))

Guys what do I do when Zuka is knocked out cold

1 year ago

(NO BUT DO WE KNOW YOU 😭😭😭😭 WE'RE BIOGRAFT8754 ON DISCORD?? IF U HAVE THAT???)

>Aggressive waving.

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Is that Banhammer?! I'm not going back to jail!!!

(ok but srsly whok is this our system doesnt recognize u)

7 months ago

Broker from PHIGHTING! We meet at last. My question is simple: How did you find me?

What?

Oh, a friend had shown me your account ^_^

You seemed interesting!!

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