Bucky: I Told Steve His Ears Flush When He Lies.

When you finally get free after being trapped in a bathroom for 5 hours 😂😂😂😂😄👍

Armin: [video calling with Mikasa] so, Eren is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Why you ask? Because I've caught him 5 times now trying to train raccoons to fight.

Eren: [arms crossed] you'll be thanking me when the 3rd racoon battalion saves your butt...

My kinks

Friend: So, you really read a lot of Explicit fanfics. In what stuff are you into?

Me: Well, my favorites kinks are #Established Relationship, #Husbands, #Tooth-rotting fluff and #Domestic Bliss

Friend: Wait, what? Thats not even a...

Me: Before the rimming comes the feelings, bitch