A Collection Of Tweets, Part 26

"scattered audio snippets providing players clues as to what happened at this facility" video game trope but it's repurposed Magic Mouth spells throughout an abandoned wizard tower that your DnD (or similar TTRPG) party is visiting (and expecting to be occupied). The original messages are partially overwritten by frantic, whispered updates on whatever Went Wrong Here

e.g. "Guardians of the tower, arise! Defend your master and his sanct--oh god it got through. It? Them? It's large, but I think there might be one or more handlers. It seems to have defenses against fire in particular. I think…oh shit. Shit!--who cross [so-and-so] will be utterly destroyed!"

near this particular Magic Mouth are several pulverized constructs. ahead is an ornate door, formerly Arcane Locked, now smashed through...

When your character realizes her LI was raised in a horrible place, but he keeps arguing that it is totally “normal”.

Nissa secretly wishes she’d been born a full elf. She doesn’t like the occasional thought that she’ll be leaving behind her father and uncle. If you asked her that, though, she’d tell you hell, no.

Has your character ever wished they were a different species?

REBLOG THIS IF you love your DnD character, are making a DnD character OR you have eaten approximately 12 D20s

Me, any time I cook.

So, my friend sent me this… This is why Prompto always dies in battle. 

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people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight