Nissa's Dad Leads A Guild Of Assassins. Before That, Her Mother Used Her As A Potential Pick Pocket.

"scattered audio snippets providing players clues as to what happened at this facility" video game trope but it's repurposed Magic Mouth spells throughout an abandoned wizard tower that your DnD (or similar TTRPG) party is visiting (and expecting to be occupied). The original messages are partially overwritten by frantic, whispered updates on whatever Went Wrong Here

e.g. "Guardians of the tower, arise! Defend your master and his sanct--oh god it got through. It? Them? It's large, but I think there might be one or more handlers. It seems to have defenses against fire in particular. I think…oh shit. Shit!--who cross [so-and-so] will be utterly destroyed!"

near this particular Magic Mouth are several pulverized constructs. ahead is an ornate door, formerly Arcane Locked, now smashed through...

At the end of FFXV...

*Points to Ardyn*: Fuck you

*Points to Gladio*: Fuck me

*Points to Prompto*: Fuck me

*Points to Ignis*: Fuck me

*Points to Noctis*: Fuck me

Can I just go through one playthrough without joining the Companions for these two?

No?

Well, okay.

Warlock: I threw a bra into the summon spell and now there's gonna be a Giant Bra Demon!

DM: Don't worry, it won't be that bad: that's a support class.

Critical Role episode 53 (feat. Vox Machina losing their shit): “I… have to confess something to you. Um. When you gave me that letter, you told me not to read it until you died.” “Yes.” “I read it immediately after you left.” “Oh.”

Bonus:

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Look at my girl causing problems!

#illustration

#D&D Character Art

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).