Creating D&D Characters Like

This. This is my jam.

I mean I SAY I love the ‘Enemies to Lovers’ trope but what I really MEAN is that I love the

‘Enemies to Resentful Allies In A Time Of Crisis to Grudging Mutual Respect to Growing Fondness Concealed By Snark to Hurtful Betrayal to Slow Reconciliation With A Greater Understanding Of Each Other to Strange But Solid Friendship to Unexpected Feelings In A Time Of Crisis to Denying Their Feelings While Growing Closer As Friends to Epiphanies Of Love In The Worst Possible Circumstances to Mutual Pining to Unbearable Sexual Tension to Lovers’

trope

Me, any time I cook.

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

hi, ummm. this is awkward. haha. yeah um do you think you could push your boulder up somewhere else? like a different hill? because this one’s kind of already taken. yeah it’s the one i’ve decided to die on, so.

Nissa doesn’t really notice small cuts until something makes them sting (lemon, salt, etc.). Her hands have a lot of tiny little scars from learning to play with knives, so a paper cut wouldn’t really phase her.

How long does it usually take for your character to notice small injuries, such as paper cuts?

Remember, if you fall off the stage: leg extended, boobs up.

Tess (aka Cher), giving us all essential life advice (via thisliveblog)

picking RPG clothes based on maxing stats instead of whether they match or not

An insanely tall, hypersexual nanny with giant sword that isn't into you unless you can kick her ass.

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg:

Mirat: "Yeah I know I don't have to. Free will and all that... But can I?"

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