@pickulohsmash

when you fail a persuasion attempt in an rpg:

I do not apologise for how often I will be using this wonderful gif of BT-7274.

Mass Effect BroTP - FemShep & Vega

I just want to see decent content that doesn’t have them romantically linked.

I want to see Shepard beating the crap out of Vega when he needs it, and secretly always making sure that there is double pepperoni when they order pizza.

I want to see her trying to pair him up with women or Asari that she knows he’s too shy to talk to, teasing him the entire time.

I want to see Vega spending time with Shepard after the Destruction ending, teaching her Spanish (if she doesn’t already know it) or just finding something to get her mind off being stuck in the hospital.

I want him to know that she misses the Normandy after she has to retire, and to constantly just show up at her house. It’s to the point that the guest room is always ready, because he is too damn big to sleep on the couch.

I just want more BroTP FemShep & Vega.

With a dwarven brawler. She kicked him in the balls and did -1 damage... So I'm pretty sure she accidently gave him a boner.

Has your character ever been in a fistfight?

“You’re too old for that.”

Is really a shitty concept. You’re too old for everything. Cartoons, sleepovers, candy, etc. Basically, you’re too old for fun. You shouldn’t be too old for fun ever in your life. If you want to watch cartoons, do it! If you want to have sleepovers, do it! 

Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict

Nissa's dad lies (and has lied since day one) about having always intended to keep her. Ailuin arrived at the orphanage with the intent of proving she wasn't his, and then the backup plan of adopting her out.

Once he met little Nissa, though, the guild leader stopped listening to counsel, and was almost immediately attached.

What kind of white lies did your character’s parents/guardians tell your character when your character was a child? >What white lies did they tell your character when your character was older (teen/young adult/adult)? >What was the intent of these lies? (Because they didn’t think your character would understand? They were trying to protect their children from harsh truths? They thought it didn’t matter? They though it would be funny? etc)