“no, No, No, *dwarves* Are Art Deco; Elves Are Art Noveau.”

Got to love it when...

You get your mom started on Tumblr. @pickulohsmash @momofnerds

There’s lot of debate and explanations about alignment, so i’mma just add this to the pile.

"scattered audio snippets providing players clues as to what happened at this facility" video game trope but it's repurposed Magic Mouth spells throughout an abandoned wizard tower that your DnD (or similar TTRPG) party is visiting (and expecting to be occupied). The original messages are partially overwritten by frantic, whispered updates on whatever Went Wrong Here

e.g. "Guardians of the tower, arise! Defend your master and his sanct--oh god it got through. It? Them? It's large, but I think there might be one or more handlers. It seems to have defenses against fire in particular. I think…oh shit. Shit!--who cross [so-and-so] will be utterly destroyed!"

near this particular Magic Mouth are several pulverized constructs. ahead is an ornate door, formerly Arcane Locked, now smashed through...

ｉ ｗｒｉｔｅ  ｓｉｎｓ  ｎｏｔ ｔｒａｇｅｄｉｅｓ

Five gifs that describe your muse; Nissa edition. If anyone wants to do this, consider yourself tagged!

I slipped and fell in love with Critical Role, so I accidentally spent my Sunday drawing a few of my favorite scenes from Percy’s arc. 

At the end of FFXV...

*Points to Ardyn*: Fuck you

*Points to Gladio*: Fuck me

*Points to Prompto*: Fuck me

*Points to Ignis*: Fuck me

*Points to Noctis*: Fuck me

Tali is bisexual, Mordakai is homosexual, and Zimmie is asexual.

Do you have any OCs who are LGBT+, queer, nonbinary, etc?

what the fuck, Titanfall 2, I’ve never felt so bad in my life

Can you make a master post for all of your travel times posts?

coming right up!

travel times in thedas masterpost

there are quite a few, so i suggest crtl + f / cmd + f to search the page for your destination!

by game

originsawakeninginquisition

by character

duncan’s route to all the originshawke’s escape from lotheringdanarius’ route to kirkwall – includes two possible routeslavellan’s route to the conclave – includes three possible routesthe inquisition’s route to skyholdbanished wardens’ route to weisshaupt

by route

adamant fortress to weisshauptamaranthine to denerimamaranthine to the dragonbone wastesantiva city to denerimcumberland to vyrantiumdalish camp (origins) to ostagardalish camp (origins) to mont-de-glacedenerim to dalish camp (origins)denerim to havendenerim to lotheringdenerim to soldier’s peakgherlen’s pass to kinloch holdhaven to skyhold – after ‘in your heart shall burn’highever to denerim – includes three possible routeshighever to havenjader to havenkinloch hold to amaranthinekinloch hold to higheverkirkwall to amaranthinekirkwall to higheverkirkwall to jaderkirkwall to ostwick – includes two possible routeslavellan clan camp to haven – includes three possible routeslothering to dalish camp (origins)lothering to kinloch holdlothering to ostagarlothering to redcliffeminrathous to estwatch  – new!!minrathous to kirkwall – includes two possible routesminrathous to vyrantiumnordbotten to weisshauptredcliffe to gherlen’s passredcliffe to havenredcliffe to honnleathseheron city to qunandar (par vollen)skyhold to adamant fortressskyhold to crestwood villageskyhold to cumberlandskyhold to dalish camp (inquisition)skyhold to din’an hanin (emerald graves)skyhold to estwatch – includes two possible routes  – new!!skyhold to fort connor (hinterlands)skyhold to halamshiralskyhold to hargrave keep (fallow mire)skyhold to havenskyhold to jaderskyhold to minrathous – includes three possible routesskyhold to ostwickskyhold to redcliffe villageskyhold to rock top ridge (hissing wastes)skyhold to sahrnia (emprise du lion)skyhold to solasan (forbidden oasis)skyhold to south reachskyhold to suledin keep (emprise du lion)skyhold to the storm coastskyhold to therinfal redoubtskyhold to val royeuxskyhold to wycome  – new!!vigil’s keep to amaranthinevigil’s keep to the black marshvigil’s keep to the knotwood hillsvigil’s keep to the wending woodweisshaupt to val royeauxwycome to denerimwycome to estwatch – new!!wycome to haven – includes three possible routeswycome to jaderwycome to kirkwall

DIY

transport speeds – includes dragons & ravensscale map of thedas – includes my reasoning & maths

route not here?

latest version of this post – most up-to-date, check here for more routes!da travel tag – all routes & da travel discussionsrequest a route – i’m literally always up to do map shenanigans =]

UPDATED 28.5.16

Do number 17, nerd! Do it!

Lol. Oh dear. Nissa will NEVER admit to liking corny romance novels. She knows they aren’t realistic, and often makes fun of the characters… but she’ll read them avidly. There is often one hidden in her mattress.