Write a fake 5-star Goodreads review of your WIP—as if you didn’t write it. Go ahead. Pretend you're a giddy reader who just discovered this masterpiece. Bonus: add emojis, chaotic metaphors, and all-caps screaming. It’s self-indulgent. It’s delusional. It’s delicious.
Give your main character a Pinterest board titled “Mentally Unstable but Aesthetic.” Include outfits, quotes, memes, cursed objects, and that one painting that haunts their dreams. This is not about logic. This is about ✨vibes.✨
Make a “deleted scenes” folder and write something that would never make it into the book. A crackfic. A “what if they were roommates” AU. The group chat from hell. This is your WIP’s blooper reel. Let it be silly, chaotic, or wildly off-brand.
Interview your villain like you’re Oprah. Ask the hard-hitting questions. “When did you know you were the drama?” “Do you regret the murder, or just the way you did it?” Bonus points if they lie to your face.
Host a fake awards show for your characters. Categories like “Most Likely to Die for Vibes,” “Worst Emotional Regulation,” “Himbo Energy Supreme,” or “Best Use of a Dramatic Exit.” Write their acceptance speeches. Yes, this counts as writing.
Write a breakup letter… to your inner critic. Be petty. Be dramatic. “Dear Self-Doubt, this isn’t working for me anymore. You bring nothing to the table but anxiety and bad vibes.” Rip it up. Burn it. Tape it to your mirror. Your call.
Create a “writing comfort kit” like you’re a cozy witch. A candle that smells like your WIP. A tea that your characters would drink. A playlist labeled “for writing when I’m one rejection email away from giving up.” This is a ritual now.
Design a fake movie poster or book cover like your story is already famous. Add star ratings, critic quotes, and some pretentious tagline like “One soul. One destiny. No chill.”
Write a scene you’re not ready to write—but just a rough, messy outline version. Not the polished thing. Just the raw emotion. The shape of it. Like sketching the bones of a future punch to the gut. You don’t have to make it perfect. Just open the door.
Let your story be bad on purpose for a day. Like, aggressively bad. Give everyone ridiculous names. Add an evil talking cat. Write a fight scene with laser swords and emotional damage. Just remind yourself that stories are meant to be played with, not feared.
Yeah my parents never validated me and... I'm fucked up. Tell your kids they did a good job.
consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
Can the demons like, leave me alone.
I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor.
Send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going!!
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Thank you 💚
10 notes and I'll exercise
50 notes and I'll fold my laundry
100 notes and I do my laundry
300 notes and I clean my room
500 notes and I try to stop lying altogether
1000 notes and I clean my bathroom
1100 notes and I rebuild my stamina
1500 notes and I finish a work
2000 notes and I exercise every day
2222 notes and I ask if I can start a YouTube channel
3000 notes and I finish a song
3500 notes and I finish a second work
Green = done
Pink = in progress
HOLY SHIT DUDE
Also I added more goals bc this is popping off.
Woah..... 1000 ok cool damn this is insane
Ill put up a pull for which work I finish.
Oh fuck you guys
Arf or Meow
Ribbit
CRUSHed is a second person dating sim fic
Blunt force blood pours is an apocalyptic horror fantasy sci-fi OW
The last thing that I saw was blue is a modern au arcane fic
Hear me out-
Hmmmm sure