Getting Your Big Brother Drunk, Feeding Him Shots Till He Thinks Your His Girlfriend When You Take His

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

“Im twice your age baby” good, so you can teach me how to be your little girl.

booking a hotel room and telling the staff we’re related when really we’ve been talking on tumblr for a few days and we’re there for you to take my virginity <3

Hey (with the intention of violating community guidelines with you).

age gap so big we scare the motel receptionist when you bring me in at midnight

I need gross sibling to have Cruel Intention bets with. Like who wants to look super hot ,foreboding, and bisexual while we scope out prey and playthings but like y’know as siblings.

weed and groping night when??? marijuana and grinding on your thigh when??? pot and sucking you off when??? bong rips and hickeys when??? joints and biting when???